| TA member of the Canadian Press aw OHN F. MAGOR . President | oh “An “Independent ‘newspap r’ de ‘of Prince Rupert and Northern an h I ~ Canadian Daily. Newspaper Publishers ‘Association Pa eS _ Published, by. ‘The Prince . Rupert Dally | News Limited, ub ek voted to, the upbullding . d Central British Columbia: ‘Audit Bureau of Circulation’. = y R. AYRES | Luda ‘Managing. Radltor ; coe eee RPE ee ee leer THEE ET : noe sin) » which to demonstrate their a a delayed transmission TV on Wats in the Skeena Valley. area. ‘Ar doubts: as a ‘Broadcasters Ltd. oposal ‘to: bring ‘televisio nd. district, as to ‘whe -the Roeper abet 2 DRL SESE et es carrer es ence Sais opie Bie! me here, Friday tees his ‘boss, 1 Premier. Wid : ‘one: of the’ most: astute me : ! The: ‘Oxford’ Dictionary, defines’ ‘the ‘astute as: ms “or keen ‘penetiation, especially, as to one’s. own vaintea it green:. “Its: "really. rer ones. ves 2 * Out in Portland, -Ore,, John’ A. Burtis. spent r “he’s | ‘saved | some money,. he: plans. to’ paint itea’ vivid green. BS .. End-of. story?: ;Oh, ‘no. ° - The: ‘neighbors . don’t: like it. The neighbor- hood holds’ that. anything but grass is a sacri- lege to their, community. Dig it up, they say. My.. Burtis - ‘hasn't: brought out a. shoteun.. MOTHER-IN- LAW NOT. COMING | oPeade eS wed Bh '. ae . NEW YORK - ~ “More 8! fragments from letters We'd like to get — but rarely do: : “That song’ your. ‘teensage ‘gon sent: us, “I: gave Santa a Bongo Drum”, looks “like: the big - novelty hit of the ' ‘year. As you are his legal guardian, we are sending ‘you a royalty cheque. tor $50, 000, and assure: “you this is only the first of a.... ' “The doctor says the sprain isn't too bad, but that I: should-rest it fora few wecks, This means I won't be able to pay you and Madge my annual holiday visit, as I have done every year since you married my daughter 21 years ago. I hate to break. this. fine old family tradi- tion, but... | » “Phig is just a- memo ‘to Met: ‘you know, Jim, that alter. the first of the year you'll have the i{tle of vice-president and $5,000 more por an- num. The case of. whiskey that.comes with this note is to, help you celebrate your, we i we * “Ag it has’ ‘been threo yonrs: ainee your wife “used her. charge account at our store, we are ' discontinuing. Me because of our’ Polley that it INTERPRETING THE NEWS * ray “a ae : . ' United States: authorities: grontly admire the 4 work, sincerity. and fortitude. of, Conor Orulse - " “O'Brien, but: thoy. suggest, his charges | ‘against. “Britain: and Trance may be.a bit’ out-of. focus: jMous Katangn province, 0 ee gee ae an fficinlly, the U8, romaing: ° ‘ “allont : on ‘tho © accusations of the 44-year-old: " “fshman who. charged -the British and French : ‘governments with. frustrating. the’ United’ Na- -tfons' effort to:'tn: o -mnineral-rich Katanga and © veo It .to submit’, tor'tho® rule of | ‘thig" contral. Jongalosg ‘adminiatration, oh ik *'Amorican authorities feo), ithat © ‘perhaps rance ‘could have done more ‘to’ cat go ‘atrugglo;, that perhaps“ uilty. ‘of “sing of omission, ‘But: 4, “ns no complaint, of te, ’ " piopriety of Britiah=F oneh ‘operations. in’ “The While thoro Is a gront on) of ayrimpathy ‘O'Brien. in‘American, quarters, "there. lao isa: viow;.O' Brien «may. noti-have. pean sin tho! hes Beg, fr, ne oy Healy anco ts ontiroly neourat aria, jdjplomat, ‘who On, W Nas that of UN: chief in ‘Katanga, | hav: 7 suffered from “looalttn,” one’ D'Amore o network. What. is: needed. now. ‘is: ae chase O82 as many. $25. cortices ty a in’ wh ch to ‘set asid a few more dol- cia a lars to. show that they want, television _ - ori They had better make the most’ ‘facilities’ to" Send. out: Social credit, political ‘pro-_ _ Paganda. about | the BO. Electric: takeover.’ crete patio: ina, back yard. © “ f _ answer. his! critics. He just sweeps off the yard “cand ‘ignores the ‘power ‘mower brigade. >with, the facts in the Congo war agalnat rebel- et a judge whother his. charge -against: hy ty quit his, ‘own cnvocr Few people who know Mr. Bennett. ‘would ~ dispute. “Mr. ‘Williston’s- opinion of .the premier, .t ‘particularly i : view. of his recent use of govern- ng : yet. to’ defend his right to do: as he: pleases. with the surface. of ‘his’ property. He: hasn't argued : that: paving. a ‘front ‘yard = with. asphalt ‘is -no- different from building a large. ‘brick’ or con- al 2 In:fact, ‘he: isn’t’ ‘doing much. of anything to ~ Such stoic: “dignity is the requirement. of any. neighborhood non-conformist. — - Memphis Commercial Appeal . ae. we'd dike to receive: but seldom do a By HAL, ‘BOYLE . tee Associated . ‘Press Stati. Writer fe 5 . tok ws . . . aad wy : . “ ’ “doesn't. pay us ‘to keep. accounts which - ‘remain inactive for. longer than,. ,.”.. “Just as you suspected, a physical examina- * ton: has disclosed that patrolman Kelly is both ‘Neargighted and colorblind... Therefore the de- “partment is tearing up the 15 parking tickets and the ticket he gave you for running through a red light, and we apologize for any incon- | venience we may have...” of. fe ae ' “Of course, I could. sell you a new furnace if you really want to goto all that expense. But the old one is working fine, as far as I can sec, However; you did have a little trouble with Lab. thermostat, which I adjusted, The bill Js 7 § We “My little” elves, while . fooling around in, thelr workshop | this’ summer, stumbled on’ a’ way to make money, Not play money. Real - money, So ‘instead of just bringlng you anothér necktic thig year, I. decided I'd surprise you by giving. ‘you ‘something you could really. use, Enclosed ‘are -10 genuine -$100 bills, Have a. 7 merry Chriatmas! Sincerely your, Santa Claus,” tie ts ue 4 Little U.S S. “support seen. n, for O'Brien charges. by WAROLD MORRISON Canadian’ Press. Stare Writer: wy . 4 ean ‘official ‘duggesta, This 4g ‘a dipiomatle dis« cense of roaching aweeping | conclusions on tha basis: of local: incidents, - In ‘his latest accusations, O'Brien has placed particular emphasis on actions of ‘local British. officials In Katanga, Americans ‘acknowledge “NUCLEAR “AGE > ‘ETIQU ETTE | Shooting Bambshete moocher - builé his own shelter? All sum-i : trimming his rosebushes. Per- | that O'Brien 18." protty, good, judge” of .whnt, . - went an loaally, but he algo. ‘haa rounded into a his accusations such other’ officials. a8 British. BE. “Prime; Minister Macmillan: - Lack’ of -Amorigan ‘support: may tond: to vee | “duco’ ‘thesatrength of O'Brien's chrrges, But it. “apponra | tho U.S, may, support. the British “Frorich ‘position : with something: 1088" Ahan: full /opthuainam, oy ‘y To Lt Aa ‘unlikely that Afro-Asian ‘nations, ‘NS: ell’ as: the Communiat:” bloc, will. allow ‘the: “OlBrion ‘ghargos:to.. die... Foous: of, a. atrongor.. United Nations: ight on the. -Oongo.ontangle- “mont. sould: poraibly’ tend to quicten the. . “atrugglo ‘and force romoval,.of ‘the Turopenn . mercerinrieg ienown to be atil) active in eatanga., ql A Bibl ‘Thought f for Tadeiy yy. Wo knoweth. ‘tho way that-1 take, whon he “ins tried mo, T shall come forth ns rold, ~_ Jah 28110, in fe othe: “usual and: now consic¢ . tions. , breaking, his back and ‘drain- ys mean, without offending them? How ‘would -you put it. to! them,’ wise boy?” i : “Well, frankly ~I think: a jov- : cial approach © is best. Come : “hat: sand - By New, York Columnist, pe John, -Crosby . in The™ ee “Toronto ‘Telegram. “Tt is now. recognized that. “is. the ‘correct thing’ to slaugh=, ‘tér your neighbor’ when h _comes knocking at the door, 0 “your bomb-proof shelter. uy Why - hhasn’t . the: “poltroon|. something of. this: ‘sort: “For- (give: me for. not’ seeing you. “to. ‘the’ street. hut my. doctor _ tells me radio- active dust is “bad for ny. throat: Hat Hat. “Hat” “You should be able to make. a big hit with that line.. No- thing like danger for releas- : ing pent-up merriment. _ There is, of course, among authorities | on ‘etiquette, an- } “other | school ‘of ‘thought ac-- cording: ‘to which it‘would be ‘kinder to. your. friends’ to, kill them off before they leave ; ithe. ‘mer long ‘every time you stop- ped digging you could see: him); ‘starting ‘for the golf ‘club on. haps even ‘reading: All. of. -them stupidly useless. occupa-. He should. have ‘been ing his bank account building: a shelter for himself. So -no hesitating.. Shoot him. between: ‘ the eyes (For best. results: press: the trigger slowly and not with! ° table. “IC.-would be. quicker, | a quick Yew problems of eti-. » neater, - and. more charitable, a they: ArEUC.. ‘« quette still remain to be settl-. ed. A .reader, writes: «. 2s , “Suppose the attack is. made during. the course of a‘dinner you are giving. You have -in-., vited friends to‘ drink - and ‘dine, but not to use your shel- ter, The bomb falls, shall we-- say, between dessert and. cof- - fee, How do you succeed in easing your friends out into, the radio-active atmosphere? 1 cannot. agree. Ir consider it - impolite. to: strike. ‘down one's friends . _at one’s. own | table, though - ‘with. ithe best inten- | ‘tions. Already. too | ‘Many polite usages - are..being. lost, Hardly anyone, «for. example, - now dresses for dinner. ‘So for. heaven's sake let us not kill our friends at table, It is: ‘yinpleasant. enough to have to. do. it: in: one's bed If one surprises them there. But Letterbox oo never, nevor at table! Lot: that _ be perfectly elear| NEWS UPSETTING While we sive at it we may The Mditor, ‘a8: well: get the matter of in- The Daily News: vitations straight: “Mr, and “I note: by the amount of’: “Mrs, John: Doe request the space you have uscd: recently : plensuve of the company of, that there must. be many ns ' Mr, and Mrs, Riehard Roe at terested in television and elvil || dinner, ‘Thursday,. June 29 at, defence, Readifig so much. ‘oft’ eight o'clock, RSVP." and at ‘that brand of stuff; ‘ndded. bo si the lower right. hand. corner in the continual ‘yadio yapping :» “small | lotiers: | “This invitation: about’. southeast | ‘Asin, t he. “ unhappily. ‘does not: extend to Congo; Cuba and. that, pain in: i “the use of the atomic. -homh / the neak from Russia; not for-' “shelter. Should. such. a. dan- rotting: (Roosevelt ‘and Bor-:. ger. arrive,. your » hosts offer » iin). and, the $17,000 the Unl-. ‘you thelr best wishes: with the. tad States has to pay overy . ‘hope “of seeing: you agai minute on Its national :debt, : sometime, someplace, and. Canada, and Quoboe,,; Finally, thora: is. tho school About os broke, well just soc! of thought which hold’ the what it has done to me: | atrange - viow. , that. atomic: Inote In the Decembor 1.Ja- |. shelters aro nat funny. Whon gua ‘of Tho News that the Na- | in’ fnet they ara, ‘terribly fo: tional Domoernatic: Party: len- | Onan ‘you Imagine ‘anything der wns charged with Jmpair- |. funnior than a: gardon-size : ed: driving, Ne: was arrested ifs charged:.and ‘remandad. Also -f Progrosalve Conservative. MP | was charged: withthe samo |. o oftones, ‘Those. two: ttoma’ ‘wore | ~“mentionad’ “in The Nowseini | - small print and with no com- a montis, “This ta a: ‘contrat: to ‘ondlens! yap- -ping whon 'Gngiaral drivan:tioo ‘ 4 , i , [. V t f he ‘toat: you' from wv. 20- ‘mognton hom? : A, 20-mognton. “poinb woiildl no! capihio of ‘flattening Chi- ‘ango ‘and: sotting.: ‘trod: raging. Ment na ‘Wiaconaln “While: orrdingiig: yoitr’ finmil> ‘ Hi A, YOu om Loncournge yours “golf; 'by regnliing ' that. a 18> ‘fnatsin his efforts to oxpodite © ‘mognaton bomb dropped. by: tho’ our businods, ‘not forthe hone. |.U,8/ Air: Forda.on the Marshal fit of hinaolt, what: happend? 1 ‘Talayds’ in 1082 vaporized) an. "Mayho' this 4s funny, buts Mt $aland, 18, milog. Jong, . leaving. BUT makes mo sick, es! ints, pinco ni Nola in the oobin “‘Mxouse'mo while I not an. ‘odd moto 'thar;n milo long and | cain. eel "80 yards novads, ‘Parhaps you DT Greono, aoe ~“ghonld; Jay tye Inyora of ‘aond=, —'. Smithors, a bong ‘aE “Raltor'a Notes. The, reniadn ‘My: ‘tone tn My panini Hors dig In the ground, ‘Golbtt ‘and'plny. galt. Tond . the. Garden, Me is mare there haw heen no. ‘commont on the two onses voforretl'to shove is heenuse hoth — onson | , a ZOO employee. And: ‘then: 0°" ~ mend@ it, . ticles and. editorials credited to essarily reflect hom) raheltor, dosigned | to, pro= |: aalany tnintshonvta, . “ine; ‘and this ‘usually’ oceurrdal* ‘™ ground : the. age of -20..By the. time a man: was, -40; he was* in. - his prime, and could sound off ™. Copyright: Canada Wide’ s The-art of trumpeting: while ; plowing, the nose is one.of the “manly arts: ‘that ..has: almost - iS yesterday, Sod theses at ‘when he: § Very. e@ giggled,’ in making \a “blast like - prope conception of .. _ Het. with his nose when: blow-. elements of theology. All Aboard with G. E. Mortimore e Of eal’ ‘pacon, lately? I asked. ‘and: nobody had. a wad | of sliced lard, Has anyone seen’ a. this question . 7 ae “year, ako, “te ‘All you. “could bit” was: poof ean at one ‘énd: bs “Tn the frying’ pan. ‘the ‘S0- “called bacon. feizaled away to a tiny: curl of: méat submerged in: boiling: fat. _. "Well, the ‘situation hasnt’ changed.’ “Canadian: ‘bacon’ ise . still:the same. .Calling-it.bacon. 1s marketing the ‘gtuft: ‘under | false pretences, : For. the.sake. of. honesty they should label it. * f t little bacon.” sliced - at, with a e p ‘with’ al striped cellophane - For a.time they -prettied it u “package, which. made. it look .as+though it really’ ccontaimed os sesmeat. “But-the Dominion inspectors. of welghts 8 and | measures "and. standards stopped ‘them doing. tha . . - The inspectors should stop them calling. the stutt “bacon . vith a silver: 4 oO. mi However.. there may be hope for. the ‘bacon- eater yet, “The other ‘day I found some. ‘canned : Danish’ bacon that had lean meat on it, and tasted like real bacon, too. That — made a-pleasant change. I hope I can-find some more of It.- I have heard that-there is a. reason for the poor quality of... Canndian bacon: Farmers get paid the same amount for pigs.- -whether the pigs are good | or. bad.. ‘There. is-no- allowance for quality. . : : - How can people i a ee ization calle AN AFRICAN bush baby or’, S22. ren ti galago, takes a look at the - — -y dont’ know-v where the association ‘has its offices, or rr how, world : through. saucer eyes. a ‘citizen’ ean join. ‘The diminutive distant rela- . ~ If T were a rich philanthropist. I would hand over. some tive of ‘the monkey. family is ~ money tothe CAC'on condition that they use it to advertise _full_ grown. An inmate of the theinselves and_ run a a complaint, information, and investiga- “Yancouver Stanley Park’ zoo, Hon bureau, w : “he: “is held, for the camera iby | If the: “consiiniers : ever ‘ got organized tn strength, ‘they = CP Photo “could root out all the gyp artists and short- changers overnight. , ~ _They. might even -bring® back | real’ ‘Dacan again oy _ Short ‘sermons - ee a “The Lighter Side fold fashioned | CA. pretty y young: student nurse |: WAS teacher, was. haying: -diffi- something OC and’ her doctor “fiance ‘had just: culty: in’ ‘making little Johnriy” broken: their engagement. a understand. subtraction. ° “Do: you mean. to. - say,” “@xX- ee, “Now, Johnny,” he said; “you. claimed her friend, “he actu. ‘have 10 fingers. Suppose four, , ally asked you to give bac al > were missing, what would. you. his presents?” ,.°. “have. then?” “Not only tha ut,” sniffed the: a mo young. nurse, “he sent me a, “No piano lessons,” “bill for 36 visits.” © - Johnny. put, up a ent. ,to get decent food? . ‘There d the ‘Canadian | Association of Con-.,. naa EDITOR'S NOTE—Signea ar- — ‘otber newspapers do not nec- on she’ views of. replied The Daily, News Next time you ask for ‘rye’, say ‘Rock Mount’. Mature | and full-flavoured , the way real rye Whisky should taste. oo» a. Nea Bo ‘ ‘ : my ; ORME J hy ‘ oa OE We . nd SUMMER am aL Trt Rt REE) een Pa LTE Y LE Bee D aTTITN] Cae tr, ae yaya’ eeagt whe es . : : tenes moa : : 1 ‘ange? ALBERTA ‘DISTILLERS, Limitea | ce re still before the cnurta, oft : ii save 0 pu IIshad or aa " thn nar Gontral fond or ah Te aa Vo Bes cept Tbe ata Brn oo L .