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climbed: ‘up the big steps “with”
his” eae bag: ‘slung ' ‘over. ‘his

“AS: Ti ‘tried to: “fous: ye Faze-
“past. the: ‘shapely. ‘legs Sof! the:
air: hostess, ‘

into. the: ‘cabin;--I
- realized ‘that: I: ‘had: forgotten
~ to. say. goodbye to: the: boys:

I shad. -been - so’ busy: buying

| Michael: -a-95-cent? ‘Hong+Kong.

camera, and trying. to: fix. itso
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~ ter, “that: the little: “figure. had.
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catch. another plane to Lon-
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“Luckily, two. ladies of my. ac-

quaintance " were ‘travelling to’ _
* Europe‘at, the same. time, ‘and...
they ‘had | ‘agreed. to look - after ©

him. as far as. Amsterdam.

+I. saw: them! waving. through. ::
“the. window,’ ‘and «I: thought:.I
“saw a> <small: hand‘. flapping ate
I: wasn’t ©
“gure. whether. “it, was” ‘Michael we

“another . window; but. 1

‘were. aboard. ‘the ‘air craft. “They. :

“were “travelling to: Vancouver, -
to” see ‘Michael: ‘aboard: a’ big=-.
- ger. plane; ‘a: jet..that™ ‘would: °
take him: all. ‘the: way’ to. Am-..

 

left, L had: ‘to-go. “into: the boys’
“bedroom Several, times :to hush |
ggering and’ step. them -
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day. at home. |

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From’ he Toronto Daily St Star
The’ Toronto’ parks » commit-

: ‘our. - ‘tee has: come. “up: with ‘a. sens--
king’s a: pretty. good’ eee”, they. said, “Look: here, ible‘suggestion in’ proposing a

“our. chaps have: got: ‘capital: ito burn: ‘Moreover - ce “Hyde. Park”... for. : Toronto, ee a
“if they will: invest in-your industries | ‘we’ re -pre- mo “where: ‘aspiring : soapbox ora-.0:
. pared’ to: refund’ ‘out of our: revenue, any. “excess tors’ can work - ‘up ‘a. lather.

“ tax they. may.: “puffer. by: reason. of ' your:linfor-. ~ a ‘For what. use is our. vaunted .
~tunate: ‘corporation: ‘tax’. This. new - capital : * free speech, - when. ‘the -aver- |
“wasn’t quite” énough~ to. keep | pace. “withthe - ‘age.man with something to
growing. demand: for, “jobs, and many -of the... say finds he. has nowhere ‘to
‘king’s subjects: ‘didn’t like: the idea of: relying *. say it?) |

on foreigh’ ‘funds, They. would have preferred to °:

a “ley. of. Buck ogers- “style. tow-0:
“ers. and:. “roof gardens. that...
“made ® “up. London~ airport, ° I -~
hoped, the boy’s, grandmother . far | apart.
_ would. ‘be’ waiting: to'meet-him. ©: :
“A day. or. two. before, I” had
‘signed a- paper: saying. that. if
nobody’ was there'to meét’ the
boy, the... airline -.company
would send him | back’ by the ©
‘most: convenient method, at
omy expense.

     
 

Once there. was ‘sa good - king ‘who needed. :
lot of money to. pay for.a:war so he sent: for his
Grand Vizier. Quoth’ the: king, “ay have two: ‘pro-..
blems; I want’ to ‘raise:-money,’ to- pay. for :-my..
war, also I want to ‘stop. inyestment.in. ‘stocks
because I need the. savings for war. bonds”: The:
Grand Vizier thought deeply. ‘and’ said, “your |
Majesty, why not: have. Be: “tax: on‘ income: ‘toe.
raise money? Then: to ensure. that: your sub-"-
jects won’t invest. ° “in ink tty, ‘let's * ‘pretend. .
‘that companies are. liké,’ ‘Teal’ ‘people... ‘The law:

 

“I-love- ‘him. for his. sake:
And yet I know. him a:
- ~ notorious: liar, . on
“Think | him’ a great. way. “00K;

» solely.a coward: an
Yet these fix'd evils sit $0

- -fit-in- him, |

“That they take place, when
virtue’s steely bones °

‘Look bleak i’ the cold wind:

             

T “felt somewhat sad ‘about
the: boy skipping. aboard“ the:
plane with’ his flight bag - that
contained ‘small treasures —
the cheap Hong Kong camera;
a brooch made from ‘a pebble,
to. take: to shis. grandmother,

 

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Under a plan ‘to be worked - : r+ ee ‘embarking on : ‘such a Breat coin nat ott we see | . YOUR GAS. FREE,

. Bays that a company-is'a- ‘person, separate’ alto-: . run their ‘6wn show, but few. were rich or pat- out, it is probable that two or." It seemed a. long way ‘for _ journey, su erfluous foll a ae ®@ Be os
gether from its stockholders:. Let’s pretend that “ rlotie! enough to:make. an. investment carrying three. locations would be. sect ‘such a small boy to travel, But Michael was wiser than MP — Shakespeare: ee Ce
a company’s profits ‘belong. to: the. company and 4-50: “per- cent. tax tag.” aside in our city parks where “flying “over the Pole” to Eu- his father. “He was a child of SUPERIOR AUTO SERVICE-
not to the stockholder:, We'll take half. his in--. gne. day the Grand. Vizier: found. an. obscure anyone’ might mount’ the -rope in-a single day. The boy . the jet age. In his small, prac-: | EDITOIWS NOPE-—Signed artictes Cnr, 2nd and Park Ave's
come while it’s. still in" the company’ s: ‘possession | - Section. of thé tax act permitting the ‘Lord High. open- ~alr | rostrum, to advance edlteriats
and call it corporation ‘tax,, Then when: they

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any panacea ‘for man's ills, to: ping across: the sea, s sets

he wasn’t afraid. -flect the views of The Dally News, on
‘flay, the’ wicked or to needle: - : . : ; —
those din high places, 0 fe aS . 7 o os de eo a . o a - ws
ep epmiton’s famed Hyde Park. | te | __itnnnrngaranae cormr
the speeches in ‘that soapbox | -
centre are ‘often wildly inflam-; |. Ws
‘matory, ‘the’: sensible: British: re a @ gs
recognize inthis arena’ fors}oo - Cs
free speech ‘a ‘handy ‘safety:
valve . for social and: Sconomic
pressures, ran

‘ Extortioner to.““deem” that,a company’s profits
‘are the income of the stockholders. ‘The. king.
Q agreed: that since: the principle’ of “deeming
was already. sanctioned by statute he could
henceforth decree that his ‘subjects could

: “deem” that, ithetr income. belonged. to them, .

A novel feature of the new decree was that
it required a stockholder to report..as income.
~his share of the total. profit of. his company,
not just-tha part distributed as ‘dividends,. The
‘ Custodian’ of the Royal: Treasure Chest’ is still
trying to’ figure out. whether he will: Jose any. .

revenue over’ the new decree, but’! ‘DS:. the Many
“remarked:

“Who cares if we don't: collect quite: as much,

share out what's ‘left. over “we'll tax it: all over
again and. call. it, personal’ ‘income | tax”. The.
king laughed, “I: believe. your idea would: work.
I don’t suppose. the: stockholder cares: whether.”
his company is a legal person . OY a: ‘legal, hippo-
potamus. But we must: remember: that: this: is*
only a wartime expedient,’ If we keep this. ‘up
after the war. there’ won't: be’dny jobs for my
soldiers whén they come Home, We'll callit In- -
come War Tax, then we shan’t forget to; put, it
straight afterwards. '

The new tax was a great success, Vast sina
poured in to pay for the war and, soon. peace
was restored..“The ' king’ sent. for his “Grand
Vizier saying, “This, Income ‘War .Tax: has been:
great; however, my: ‘soldiers’ are back and need
jobs. We must get capital for industry, We've
got to get rid ofthis: whimsy : ‘corporation tax
of yours, We can still..take -half a company's
profits, provided we admit it’s'the ‘stockholder's —
money and give it back | ‘fo! him if ‘we’ vo taken
too much.” fre

But the Grand Vizler - discovered - that: ‘he
couldn't abolish the corporation: tax, He Viaited

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