Saturday. December 14,' 1929 passBsssssae Man in the Moon Jake was asked did he live or! simply exist. He replied that he lives, his dog exists, his wife scolds and his bank account is non est. f Did you hear the people from the prairies tell how their brand of cold Is different from that at the coast. They say "It's cold but you don't feel it." I tell them it's so dam cold you can't feel any-1 thing. Visitor Can I see Lieut. Barber, please? Matron We do not allow ordinary visiting. May I ask if you are a relative? Visitor (boldly) Oh, yes; I'm his sister. Matron Dear me! I'm very glad to meet you. I'm his mother. The way 6ome people stall you'd Imagine they were born in a stable; The radio has come to stay-that is if you pay the instalments reguiany. jMSKIBSM Old Brown was a man of much weight. lie had a smart daughter named Keignt, He sent her to college And filled her with knollege, And then she eloped with skeight. Twen nty Years Ago In rHnte Rupert J December 14, 1909 It. II. Clarke has been unanimously re-elected president of the Prince Rupert Publicity Club while J. J. von Dohlen has been re-elected secretary. For the office of first vice-president W. M. Law. O. E. Oibson. O. R, Naden, M. M. Stephens and J. R. Beatty have been nominated and for! second vlce-Dresident: T. D. Pat-1 tullo, Sol Cameron, J. C. Halsey.l ghJStiSSgrfe0-,8- otitogham and J. II. Rogers. Nominees for treasurer are J. M. Christie and C. V. Bennett. Considerable damage was done to the dining room of the Premier Hotel by a blast on the railway right-ofiway. Among those In the rftam were Lionel Crlppen and J. Yr Rochester. The Optimist newspaper charges that the Empire newspaper has been pirating news from it and working it off as original. 1 i Presentation To Cocoa Tree Club Fine Moose Head LONDON. Dec. 14: The Cocoa Tree Club Is the second oldest club In London It was already flourishing In the days of Queen Anne. On Oct. 23 it was the scene of a nleasant function when in celebration of the presentation of a moose head to tne ciuo oy the Agent General, both he and W. A. McAdam, the Secretary to the office, were guests at the monthly club dinner. The arrangements for the presentation were made by It. F uruise ior-merlv of North Vancouver, and among other British Columbians present were Eng. oen. it. r Clark, and General W. Lindsay. Some excitement was caused during the day by the discovery that the moose head, which measured five feet across, was too large to pass through the club's doors, and a large crowd gathered In St. Jame's Street to see the club window taken out and the head hoisted In. LAND ACT Notice of Intention fo Apply to Purrhane Land In the Stlklne Lend Recording Dlvl. aion: Land Recording District of Tele, graph Creek and situate on extreme up of peninsula on North bank ol Tulsequah and West bank of Taku Rims, approximately on mile south ot Msple Slough. Take notice that E. J. Norman and R McCom.be of Juneau. Alaska, oc upatton miners, Intend to apply for permission to purchase the following desTibed lands: Commencing at post planted one mile south of Maple Slough: thence North 40 chains: thence West V hains: thence South 40 cftalns; thence En&t 20 chains and containing 80 acre, more or less. , EDMUND JEAN NOnMAN ROBERT 8 ALB McCOMBE. Dated 19th dsy of October, 1929. SUITS! SUITS! MADE TO ORDER Cutting, Workmanship and StyU All Guaranteed SUITS STEAM CLEANED AND PRESSED VTe Deliver to Any' Part ot the City. ' Ling, the' tailor Phone 849 TOTS DAILY NZW3 PAG2 FTV3 CLASSIFIED ADVERTISEMENTS - FOR SALE, FOR RENT, LOST & FOUND THIS IS THE PAGE WHICH MOST PEOPLE READ BECAUSE IT IS FULL OF HUMAN BUSINESS INTEREST TO YOUNG AND OLD. ELITE BEAUTY PARLOR Mrs. Sutherland Expert marcelling, firippr onrl water waving. Face massaae and scalp treatments. Phone 499 MASSAGE A Sure Cure For Rheumatism Lumbago, Sprains, Etc. C. K. HAYAKAWA Phone Red 399 P.O. Box 515 SILVERSIDES. BROS. Wallpapers Paints Window Olass Picture Frame Mouldings Third Avenue Phone 22 RADIO BICYCLES FURNITURE REPAIRS, PACKING AND CRATING TOM BALLINGER 5th Street, Phone Blue C25 AUCTIONEER PRINCE RUPERT AUCTION MART. We buy, sell or exchange any kind of furniture or household goods, musical instruments, machinery, etc. General repairs, crating, packing and shipping. Workmanship guaranteed. Just phone Black 120 and we will call. HUNT'S FURNITURE & UPHOLSTERY THE STORE OF QUALITY CHRISTMAS SPECIALS Chesterfield Suites Odd Chairs; Floor Lamps 2 Walnut Dining Suites Barrymore Wilton Rugs Lino & Congoleura Rugs Rcstmore Beds, Springs is Mattresses Down Comforters; Curtains Draperies; Snpker Sets Other Useful Articles Most Suitable For Gifts. IT'S THE QUALITY THAT COUNTS Shop Early G. M. HUNT MND ACT Notice of Intention to Apply to lae Land Tike Notice tht 1. Junes Martin ot Mastett. BC . Intend to apply lor lease ot the fpllowlrtg describe lands: Commencing at a poet planted at high water mark, and at the shore romer of Main Street, and the corner of Block 30 Town of Massett, B.C.: thence South Westerly about three hundred feet to low water mark; thence In North Westerly direction to New Massett wharf: thence along the wharf about three hundred feet more or lees to high water mark: thence along high water mark to the point of commencement. Dated at Mavett. B.C. this SOth day of November. 1929. J AM US HJUlllH. LAND ACT Notice ot Intention to Apply to Lease Land in Ths Oucen Charlotte Land Dis trict Land Recording District of Prince Rupert, and artuate near biock u. MaseeU Tow nslte. , , Take notice tnai nur iwuo and Eugene H. Bimpson of Massett. BC oocupatlon Lumbermen intend to apply tor a 1 of the following described lands: , , . . Commencing at a post planted at the BE. Oar. Blk. 20 Massett Town-site; thence Westerly 10 chains to n . urhurf! thence Southerly 4 lhalna running parallel to Oo. Wharf to Low Water Mara; inenc ouktiij 10 chains: thence Northerly 4 chains, and containing 7 acres, more or less ARTHUR "ROBERTSON EUOENE HUMPHREY 8IMP6ON Dated Nov. 13tn. ivzh. BRINGING UP AtlO W r. i . WANTED WOMAN Wants work. Phone 289. (294) WANTED Hemstitching. Mrs. Chas. Edwards, at Wallace's. $100 REWARD For The First Autobody, Fender and Ducoing graduate we have not already placed In a position. This highly modern trade offers ununited fiald opportunity; shops and men needed everywhere. Special low rates now on. Earn while you learn, Mail this ad and your name and address for further particulars. HEMPHILL AUTO & AVIATION SCHOOL, 1043 Pender Street West, Vancouver, B.C. AGENTS WANTED USE OUR Millions to get more money; Rawleigh's giant Industries now expanding; must have more good men for cities and towns; Immense resources, over $17,000,000; established 40 years, 4 big factories and 7 branches; Australia, Canada and America; annual sales over 36,000,000; no similar Industry as big; hustlers earning $150 to $400 every month; big pay every day; no experience or capital required; everything supplied; world's biggest market; retail nearly 200 products; need dally every home; steady repeaters; big profits; lowe3t prices; best values; food, soap, toilet preparations, stock, poultry supplies; 4 big lines; you can't beat Rawlelgh's proposition; investigate then decide. Rawlelgh Company, Dept. CN-160-I, Winnipeg, Man. (297) HELP WANTED. WANTED A steady and ambitious young man to learn the plastering trade. Write -Box 239, Daily News Office. I "... - (tf) . MEN Wanted ,to learp auto repairing. Must be , willing workers and not over 30. years of age. State age and past employment in first letter. Apply Box 238, Dally News Office. . (tf) BOOKLET "How to get Into the Canadian Civil Service" as Postman, Clerk, Stenographer, (Men and Womtrir sent, frte on request. TheM.C.C..iCJvl Service School 18? MacJcfelBlock, Cal-, gary.jH,U ' JrOUND FOUND Rosary. Apply Dally News office. . FOUND Five keys In case. Apply Dally News Office. FOUND Silver Maltese cross brooch with letters W. A. Apply Dally News Office. QUEEN CHARLOTTE-PORT CLEMENTS STAGE Meets all boats northbound at Queen Charlotte City to convey passengers to Port Clements, and meets southbound boats at Port Clements to receive passengers for Queen Charlotte City. Fare $5.00, and in proportion to Intermediate points. R. G. McKENZIE PREMIER HOTEL QUEEN CHARLOTTE CITY, B.C. PHOTO FINISHING For Fine Photo Work Quick Returns Careful Finishing WRATIIALL'S PHOTO FINISHINGS 322 Third Avenue WE FRAME PICTURES Advertise In the Daily News. FATHER I'm clad kty mother cakjt heap? 1 TMACT' 'WTO y ran nil ii fil' O II H.T ' W III I II FOR RENT FOR RENT Four room flat with bath. Furnished, Phone 547. tf. FOR RENT Nicely furnished flat in Clapp Block, Apply Westen-haver Bros. (tf) FOR RENT Furnished apartments 2, 4, and 5 rooms. Apply Mussallem Grocery. Uf) HOUSEKEEPING Rooms for rent. Newly decorated. Richmond Rooms under new management. (308) FOR RENT Clean, well furnished modern two and three roomed suites. Palmer Apartments. Phone Red 444. Uf) FOR SALE PIANO Forsale. Phone Green 405. FOR BALE Carpenter's tools and box. Phone 85 after o o'ciock. ti. FOR SALE Bedroom dresser $9.00. Trunk, almost new. Phone Green 701. FOR SALE Large chest of drawers in first class shape. Solid oak. A snap. Phone Oreen 405. FOR SALE Brass bed with spring, also single white iron bed with spring and mattress. Phone 585. ; (292) FOR SALE China cabinet In splendid condition. Practically new. Half price. Phone Green 405. , FOR SALE Dining room suite extension table, six chairs, sideboard. Oak. In good condition. Phone Green405. FOR SALE Dressing table with plate glass mirror 2 feet by 2 feet 6. Solid oak. A bargain. Phone Green 405. FOR SALE Fishing boat "Emblem No. 1." Engine lust overhauled; with complete fishing gear. For particulars apply Lipsett s store. (tf) FOR SALE 1929 Chevrolet Sedan in excellent 'Condition. Can arrange terms,! price $750. Walker Motor Co. Ltd. (tr) TWO'CHOICE RESIDENTIAL LOTS ON GRADE, 6T11 AVE. WEST For $200 Each Cash M. M. STEPHENS St CO, LTD Rentals Loans Real Estate FOR SALE MODERN HOUSE No. 311, FIFTH ! AVENUE, EAST, WITH TWO LOTS j3 Bedrooms and Large Sleeping Porch Upstairs, and, I . , ... I Kitchen. Dining-room, Living-room and Pantry Downstairs VERY REASONABLE PRICE AND EXCEPTIONALLY EASY TERMS H. G.'IIELGERSON, LTD. Phone 96 216 Sixth St. CLEARING & GRADING Concrete Foundations Tunnels ana shafts lnKdlfftjult ground a specialty. NELS ROKKJAR, CENTRAL HOTEL THE ELECTRIC BAKERY The Store That Quality Builtr Special This Week-end CHOCOLATE CREAM ROLL Regular, 30c SPECIAL, 25c P. O. BOX 416 rilONE C67 BOATBUILDERS K1Y BOATBUILDERS, COW BAY P. O, Box 749 Phone Red 415 Y. Suehiro, Cow Bar Boatbuilder, P. O. Box 314 SALVAGE ANH TOWING "If It's on or under the water we do it." PACIFIC SALVAGE CO. LIMITED Fully Equipped for Diving and General Salvage Work. Boats and Scows of all descrlp Hons for Charter. Row Boats and Canoes for hire. Bargains In Gas Engines. AGENTS FOR EASTHOPE ENGINES Northern B. C. Distributors Coolidge Propellers Band and Gravel, In any quantity, delivered anywhere by water. Phone, Day or Nlgnt 564 P. O. Box 1564 CHIROPRACTIC CHIROPRACTIC and SUNSHINE TREATMENT For Colds, Coughs, Neuritis, Lumbago and Rheumatism R. E. EYOLFSON, D.C. 623 Third Avenue West Blue 85 Phones Red 589 DR. W. C. ASPINALL Chiropractic Health Service Ultra-Vlolet Ray Ultra-Red Ray All Diseases treated successfully Oreen 241 Phones Black 283 MacKenzie's Furniture Chestefyedlsttlte- Dining fSultest " Simmon's Beds, Springs and Mattresses Carpets and Rugs Hudson's Bay Blankets A Good Assortment of Toys Our SrtvlceandTrkes Are Right MacKenzie's Furniture LA PARISIENNE Fourth Street Latest City Styles Hair Treatment and Beauty Culture Experienced Service by Miss Louise Krtkevsky of Edmonton, Alberta. Hours 9 to 6. Phone 301. MINERAL ACT Section IS , Notice tt. Ce-Pnrtnm . Mineral claims Sinr, Rand, v Aurora, situated at Lockeport.vtQueen Charlotte Islands. Owners Ross Morrison F.M.C P71693 C R. Dunlop and U. H. McOoU. To all concerned, take notice that 1, Ross Morrison PJlLC. 871693 C having done all the work and paid all dues on the above Mineral Claims for the year ending Oct. 27th. 1929. without any work done or moneys paid by co-owners, R, Dunlop and II. II. McColl, Intend to apply within a period of 120 daya after first appearance of this no tice, to the Mining Recorder, to have I the Interests ot sold co-owners vested solely In myself. ROSS MORRISON. ssi Per J. L. Barge, Agent. MVGClE'S BETWEEN MAGGIE'S WCTT & TT StMCW AM HEF? NfLLsjl BROTHER'S, VISIT gk bill Ster 1Y ; lill y s : landaCt Notice of Intention to Apply to Lease Land lb Prince Ruben Land Recording District of British Columbia, and situate on the South Bank ol Skeena Hirer, opposite Mile 28.78 on Canadian National BaUwayt, East of Prince Ru pert, a.a. . Take notice1 that Northern British Columbia Power Company, Limited of Prince Rupert, B.C., occupation Power Corporation Intends to apply for a lease ot the following described lands; Commencing at a poet planted about 120 chains distant and In a Southerly direction from centre line of Canadian National Railways, opposite mile 28.78 East of Prince Rupert, on the south bank of the Skeena River, thence North S chains more or less to Low Water Mark; thence Westerly along L.W.M. 6 chains; thence South 5 chains, more or less to H.W.M.: thence Easterly along II.W.M. to point of commencement and containing two (2) acres, more or less. NORTHERN BRITISH COLUMBIA POWER COMPANY. LIMITED. Per: Thomas D. McLean, Agent. Dated September 21st. 1929. LAND ACT Notice ef Intention ts Apply to Purchase Land In Stlklne Land Recording District and situate on the north bank of the Taku River at a point about three miles north of the junction of the Tulowjuah River with the Taku River. Take notice that the Alaska Juneau Oold Mining Company of Juneau, Alaska, occupation a mining company. Intends to apply for permission to purchase the following described lands: Commencing at a post planted near the southwest corner of the Jatk M. C. thence South 40 chains; . thence West 20 chains: thence North 40 chains; thence East 20 chains more or less to point of oommencunent and containing eighty acres, mere or less. ALASKA JUNEAU OOLD VI IN IN O COifPANT By Paul A. Doner, agent. Dated 28th day of October. 1929. WATER NOTICE Dlvrrslon and L'se TAKE NOTICE Uut Junes B. Stapler whose address Is Hotel Oaatlneau, Juneau. Masks, wUl apply for a licence to take and use 200 cubic second. loot of water out of East Pork Tulsequah River, which flows Southerly and drains Into Taku River about 20 miles stove the mouth. . Tne -water wiu do diverted irem ine Scottish His father had taken wee Willie to the theatre, and, in his eagerness to get a front seat in the gallery, wee Willie fell over into the pit. Ills father leaned over the gal lerv rail and called out: " "Coom back here Wullle, for jgudeness sake; It's a haul! croon extra doon tnerer .7 Hebrew Sammle Say, vot lz a poLar bear?" f Reuben Vy, dat's vun of dose vlte animals vat sits on a cake qt ice." Sammle I von't do It. Reuben-r-DO vat? Sammle I choqst seen Mrs. Coi hen and her husband's dead, end he says I shell be a poler bearer, but I von't It on a cake of Ice for no yomain. 'X , , English "The English law doesn't allow a man as much rope as the Am erlcan law." a senator of the United States once remarked. "An American, a very wealthy man, once said to an Engilsman, 'OJi, yes. you have a good trade here In England, perhaps, but as far as Napoleons of finance go. why, I havu never once met a Napoleon of finance in all my visits to London!" No. probably not,' the Englishman replied. 'You see, we keerj our Napoleons of finance in Jail!" Irish An Irish priest. In an Impoverished district, was the beneficiary of a gift day. In which all of his parishioners broughts gifts to the alter. The reverend father, as the phrase is. rose to thank them, voice husity witn emotion. An the one thing that touched mc heart most of all, wuz whin little Maggie Clancey walked up the aisle, and laid an egg on the ol- War." Mexican A Mexican and an American "Ever mgnt tney come around the house and make noise, she shoot um." "Noise? Rabbits don't make a noise." "Sure," answered Jose positively, "Do, 'meow, meow." Negro "Miss Jones." with gleaming teeth Columbus Swift, the Beau Brummel of the Darktown colony, arjproached a fair colored damsel at the dance, "Is yo- program full?" "Mlstah Swift, if yo' thinks two of dem measley. little san'wlches an' a cup of dat weak punch can fill my program, yo' Is sho' mistaken. Lead me to de feed!" Canadian A Toronto man wanted to astonish his wife, so he hid In, a doorway as she came along a dark part oi tne street and jumped out and kissed hers He naturally ex- stream at a point about S miles up worked wurncu together logcuier in m a a mine uuuc in ui . stream from the mouth of the East Kansas. On several occasions tne Fork and wui be used, for Mining Mexican had rabbit in his dinner Power purpose upon the Tuhequab , pall and he shared It with his chief group. iwork-mate. One day Jhe American T it. Klf Stl? "Where do you get rab- ground on the 21tt dsy of October. blts jQse? j fmd aRy A copy ot this notice and an appli-i "My wife, she get iyn," Jose re-catlon pursuant thereto and to the. plied. water Act. ibi, win oe wee in tnei office cf the Water Recorder at Atlln November 15th, 1929. Objections to the application may be fHed with the said Water Recorder or with the Comptroller of Water Rights. Parliament Buildings. Victoria. B.C.. within thirty days after the first appearance of this notice In a local newspaper. The date of the first publication of this notice Is December 2nd, 1929. JAMES B. STAPLER, Applicant. By H. McN. TRASER, Atlln. B.C. Agent. LANII ACT Notice of Intention to Apply to Purchase Land In the OssaWr District Land Recording, District ot Stlklne and situate on the Taku River about three quarters ot mile up stream from the confluence of the Taku and Tulsequah Rivers. Take notice. that Horace MoNauchton Praser' Of Vancouver, B.C.. occugMtion CTvil Engineer intends to. apply l permission to purchase 'the foiieVwt: described lands: Commencing at a post planted on the Taku River about three quarters ot a mUe up stresm from the mouth ot the Tulsequah River: thence North 20 chains; thence Bast CO chains: thence South 20 chains; thence West 20 chains more or less to point of commencement and containing forty acres, more or less. HORACE McNACOHTON PRASER Dated October 29th. 1929. r n xt mi, . ka . Daily News "Want Ads" bring quick results. By )10JU BROTHER. J? aswu INTERNATIONAL HUMORISTS f0ripected a. very loud protest even; a Jhreik of "terror. Instead these were the words he heard: "Don't be so bold, mister. Pm well known around here." I American , Uncle Ezra Eph Hoskins must have had some time down In New York. Uncle Eben Yep. Reckon he travelled a mighty swift pace. Eph's wife said that when Edh lgot back and went into his room lhe looked at the bed. kicked It. jand said. "What's that derned thing for?" George McManus qoiJc oulul4. J-fouA X a- 9 i J