r ,: 1 ''if er i lifi"ffi' PAGE POUR 'Pi SOLDIERS IN ITALY QUIP-JEST ' If L. 4 Slit Trrnrh Humor Rtmlfd lA Make-Shift -UotneV' Oossipj "Pencil Paper" Jieachw 100th .T ; iM . - (Canadian Presi War Correspondent) ' WITH THE CANADIAN COHPB IN ITALY. May 2 Khaki Clofie-una: nr. f: m "Windy City' is a muddy town" where a troop of a Can- '.adlan field resfcnent makes Its home. The name, needless to say, Is the gunners' own Inspiration. There Is nothing permanent about Windy City for when the troop moves a -new site Is carved from the mud with plcts and shovels. The "major' is L. Bdf. A. E. Pattemore of BrocTnllle, Ont, The streets' .bear such names as "Dud Avenue" and -Shrapnel Street" while slit-trench homes are called "Jump Inn" and "Dive Iim." A, daily pencll-wrUten paper ( called "Qan Flash" Is edited' and published by Onrs. J. M. Beckett of Calgary and "U V.-Bourque of Winnipeg. It carries such enlightening items as "one litre equals one and three-tpraTters pints." ' Another dally "pencil paper" is. the "Daily Dozen." edited "by Pte. E. (Doc ) Criddle of Dorchester, Ont for the men of his company in the Royal Canadian Regiment. Assistant edl-tor Is Pte. Nick Kowalchuk of Burlington, Ont. i The Daily Dcxett, written on i nctepaper scrounged in Compo-! ba.so last November, reached its j 100th edition March 12. It car- . ilti news items, cartoons, poems J and items about the troop and i " is designed -said C idtfie. nj! keep the morale up -a bit.' ! Criddle has lost four brothers I in this war, three with the af fre- m England and one "her. Hii father, li.-CoI JOe'rl griddle, served with Ihe medlcil corps here and now Is hi Eng- It was open season on fish .'ihen soldiers from -the West ;;Nova Scotia Bezimen found a nun ceiiae me. abmux, uis; haiid Grenades jn lieu of fish hpVfcs, the Marithnes -feturaed j.'ijwith .a catch that .provided fflsbs for, several messes. tPies. J. A. Euxrett. Yarmouth, njs and W. a. tilinmelman. L.T. Burgess and C'T Quinn, all of "Halifax, were some of. the f lucky easterners who enjoyed1 Italian mackerel for supper.' They said this "lovely tastmg ' j fish resembles a Canadian srwlt. t t: Members of the West Nova' ; rri4tpicneer platoon fat tompetrog ttHv In a "best beard" competition . Zu.jf.l4l;i a prize offered by the bat-jyi.-talion comma n dl n g .officer. - . T flfn, r Alto fm X n O T5 r.M. fsfii ham of Kouchlboasouac. NJ3., cii'.feiwith the platoon commandert Pa Lieut. Leslie Mo.qre,,. Lonir $&rancb, Ont, running thlrd;" .Anyone want to compete witn OSM. G. M. 'Stephen of To:ontJ for a long service record? Stephen has had 23 years consecutive service in the army, the last 38 with the 43th Highlander arid the previous three with the 12th fork Rangers. One night Pte. Joe Oagnier 3 Sydney Mines, NS., 'went out oil ; ; patrol with the Cape Breton Hlghlanders. He dropped a knife ( ci wnicn ne was very proua, so back he went alone to retrieve , " m it, When Joe returned ne had I two knives, both of German ' origin. Say "his fellow soldiers: "Pity help those Heirrics if Joe ever loses his ldt of clothing. TheyH &i Ilfeeze to death," C.N.R. Traini Fr tlr r.at Sally fxcfpt tiundajr , t pjn. :lom the rast - J jZiuilir except Monday .. 10;45 p.m. - "rr ttrrmt . titniday, Monday, Wednesday. Tburxday uul Trligj 4 0411. f'nt lrrcv iltniUjr, TuexUy. TbursdAf, rrlday and RtturCtsy .... n a.jn. MOVIES OUT OF BOU?q 3 BASINGSTOKE, England W Twelve of 16 boys who pleaded tuitty to theft were 'ordered by the court not to bo to movies for the next six months alter the lather of one of the boys suggested his son had come under the lnfuencc of "lurid" films. ' 'fl'.s . -A. A (OWL putM) m - M IS QND PURCHASE CT0RY IN VICTORY Iinal Victory will depend upon complete unity of effort . .A unity symbolized in the term Tnitcd Nations. The degree to which there is a unity of .purpose (Of all C anadians , irrcsjwtivc of race, color, political or religious creeds, will mark the success of Canada s contribution to the comb.ned efforts of the Allied nations. Whatever the price . . whether it be time . . money . . or even life itself, it must le paid for Victory. Kvcry dollar and every person must become a cor in a miirhty machine-like effort to ?7te Svir AxIm. ,'mvcrs' Yo,,r Provincial (Jovernmcnt is subscrihinK 57,000,000 to the Sixth ictory Ian, which, with former purchases, will make a total holding of $13,000,000 in Dominion (lovcrn-in en t nonds. , , v FIRST VICTORY BONDS PUBLISHED BY AUTHORITY OF THE GOVERNMENT OF BRITISH COLUMBIA A