li I ;i PAGE FOUR THE DAILY NEWS Prince Rupert, B.C Wednesday, July 18, 1945 An Encounter With Uninvited Visitors at Lakelse Lake; Gun Toting Woman Foils "Guests" Hilda Chichester Skinner, a well known pioneer woman, who packs a pistol and some courage too, tells of an experience at Mall Box Point, her Lakelse Lake retreat). In the evening of Saturday, July 7, I went down to my cabin around Mail Box Point. It was very late 10 p.m. I had been delayed by finding the skids on which I launch my boat, weighed down and broken by cedar poles. Mr. Osterland, the owner of these, gallantly removed them and mended the skids, giving me a weather report for the . part month. x My boat was travelling lil:e . a :scared pup that had been ' "kicked. As I rounded, the corner of my fifteen acres of lakeshore ("no trespassing, please") to my horror I saw a large grey skiff moored at my wharf. "Hal" I thought, "Someone is snooping around, will soon approach, and we will bandy words." I was "going to cast this "indolent bateau" adrift when it occur-ed to me, the trespassers would have to remain. So I struggled about tieing my boat on the outside of theirs. Still no one approached. I was growing most uneasy. Then I glanced at my cabin and saw, ,o my amazement, Indignation arid fear, that Jt was simply milling with people. "'.".No one came out. I was getting more and more alarmed so ' I dug down in my sleeping bag and procured my automatic pistol which I carry for Just such 'a crisis. Going toward the cabin, I was Indeed amazed to find an obese man, with a sort of mottled countenance, hopping about In my woodshel putting on his damp boots. Produces Her Pistol I hastily produced my pistol from my pocket, ostentatiously pumped a shell in the chamber. Something about him made me instantly enraged It may have been his red shirt. Advancing rapidly to the open door with the apparent intention of coming out was a dark . saturnine Individual (sort of town parlor shiek) not too handsomely decorated by an out-, size bowie knife on his slight hip and a very Irritating grin. ; Pot-bellied man kept splut-. tering: "Now Just a minute sonny, I got my feet wet, see." Now I do dislike being called -''sonny" for one thing It implies a degree of youth I no longer possess and, furthermore, I belong to the sex sometimes described as "fair" though I am sort of brown and very small. At one period of my life I'd read d Wild West story, and I said, In as loud a voice as I could , muster: "Back in the cabin 'you before I fill you plumb full of holes!" I shall always regret I didn't say 'pronto!' I waved my pistol a bit but kept the safety on because my trigger finger was shaking almost as much as my knees. The porcine man bounded up my steps his bootlaces waving, as speedily and agilely as a goat bitten by a bulldog. Inside we had a woman who said she was the wife of "Leaping Leo the Lionhearted" and in a hostile tone "I can prove It." How gratified I was to learn she was not.living a life of slnl (The last miscreants we, my husband and I sort of hijacked on the "high seas" so to speak, were two soldiers complete HURRY! HURRY! HURRY! Ticket Sale Closes July 21. Awards will be made July 28. 8,000.00 Join the Army & Navy Veterans' Kifle Club. TICKETS: 50c Each ' or 3 for $1.00 Proceeds for Veterans' Benefits. USE THE COUPON with what we credulously believed to be their wives. They were fishing gaily from our stolen rowboat). The wife of large "Leo," had one of those exterior face-decorating Jobs, that looked as If she had come in rough contact with teacher's blackboard brushes when she had been using red chalk. She also possessed the kind of hair-dress I call an "Impermanent wave." I concluded she was the most dangerous-looking person in the party, and retreated to the fall corner where I had .the wall to my back and pistol near by. The other occupant was a woman under a felt chapeau (which I liked very much as it was correct for the "great outdoors") and a somewhat nervous smile. These gals had never heard the rule "Age before beauty." They didn't even offer me a ,chalr! Just sat sort of frozen Business and (Under New Management) GUNN'S BICYCLE SHOP SERVICING, SALES AND RENTING GADGET REPAIRS, ETC. 214 Sixth Street (Next to Jones' Newstand) Work to please everyone No work too large or too small H. J. LUND Painting Paperhanging UNION PAINTER Interior and Exterior Work P.O. Box 1286 Phone Black 823 GEORGE L. RORIE Public Accountant, Auditor, etc. Income Tax Returns Compiled Besner Block Phone 387 R. Y. WALKER GRADUATE MASSEUR Massage and Steam Bath Facial and Reducing Treatment Evenings Only Phone Red 315 424 8 th Ave W, SMITH & ELKINS LTD. Plumbing and Heating . Engineers Phone 174 P.O. Box 274 v mm W 1 Awards In the best ones In the establishment. I now made Instantly for their names and addresses which they were very, very reluctant to give me. So I had to waggle my trusty sldearm again. "Patty" had a great respect for my pistol, and signed for them all (in a very wlggly' handwriting). The others Just would not play. They would'nt tell me where they lived Just Prince Rupert. Perhaps they belong to the great army of displaced persons we read of. Right Names Or Else I said they had better be their right names or I'd follow them across the lake and find out. Here "Large Leo" said eagerly "We will pay you to tow us over." Now I really did blow a gasket at that, my reply would not be printed. There may have been the odd damn. "Bowie Knife Bandit" now had a brain-wave and said in surprisingly good English: "I suppose you would like those names verified." Happy touch that it saved me from a long trip for our police corporal. I was really getting fatigued. Violent emotion does that to me, and I had "emoted" in plenty. "Leaping Leo" confided to me in an aside, that he had only got his clothes on a moment before I arrived. Tutt! Tuttl I answered I was thankful for that "Leo" as a Doukhobor. God forbid- Perhaps though he had been wearing those mouldy looking blankets on my lower bunk as a sort of Roman toga. .Now I asked (with adjectives) why they were my uninvited guests? 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Now my quartette broke out in a sort of "Anvil Chorus" "You have forgotten one thing!" "Gosh," I thought, "my toothbrush." so I asked what. I now though it might be "Pistol Packing Mama, lay that pistol down," but no, louder than ever, "The Law of the North"! They think we don't have any up here about one hundred miles from Prince Rupert. I pointed out that "Breaking and Entering" is really quite, quite serious. They must be confusing things with the often Here a plaintive voice said, 'Honey, can't we go home now?" Honey was "Large Leo," not me. Now, folks, I'd Just like to say this gal In the chapeau was really quite nice. She thanked me for the hospitality and regretted my outraged feelings. I invited "Bowie Knife" to tote my heavy luggage for me. He did. And she thought up some other nice little touches for him. Also at my Invitation he show-prt mp hnw he'd -"cracked the crib" with pardonable pride. He really was good, could even open the door. The Armed Forces had to jump In and out a window. I invited them to come back next day and cut wood to replace the lar.se quantity burned. "Large Leo" in his lordly way said they would send some over, but none arrived not even driftwood and I haven't seen hide nor hair of them since. BUSY WARTIME PORTS BRISTOL, Eng., KB Bristol ports handled 130,000,000 tons of commodities ranging from guns to butter in the last five and a half years according to Hugh Roberts, regional port director for the southwestern area. COAL NOW , CAUSE OF DEPRESSjJ Lack of sulpnur m th. A will sometimes cause a dp I I PIIONBS I gfifiEv ALLERT I McCAFFERll FACTORY-SPECIFIED LUBRICATION MEAN'S I abused "Rules 6l the Trail" where you may use an unlocked cabin, but must replace wood and leave kindling (some might have wet feet). Furthermore this had been the hottest day in July so far and if "Leo's" feet were really cold they cculd have lit a campflre not on my beach). 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