Prince Uupcrt Daily Jlctos Tuesday. January 21, 19-17 THIS AND THAT v Th Gotg. Malilicv ALun Smite, Ins. "My arches are killing me!" Smilesn Chuckles Counsel addressed the man In the dock: . "Did you or did you not, on Jhe day In question, or at any other time previously, or subsequently, say , or even intimate, to the defendant or to anyone else, that the statement Imputed to you. whether just or unjust, and denied by plaintiff, was a matter of no moment or otherwise? Answer me! Did you or did you not?" The man In the dock clutched his throat. . ."Did I or did I not what?" he .'gasped. A young man whose knowledge cf cards was vague was roped in to complete a bridge four. He committed his first mistake by throwing away a king on a trick already taken by his opponent's ace. "Good Heavens!" bellowed the young man's partner, "a king doesn'iiAVSuallyybeat an ace." . "I .know," stammered the beginner, "but I thought I'd let it have a try On a busy day a woman walked into the office of the court room at Atlanta. Ga., and addressing Judge Blank, said: "Are you the reprobate Judge?" "I am the probate judge." "That is what I was saying," she said, "and I have come to you because I am in trouble. My husband was studying to be a minister at a college seminary, and he died detested and left three little Infields, and I have come to be appointed their executioner?" "My overdraft at the bank goes to my wife she can explain it; my equity in my car goes to my son he will then have to go to work to keep up the" payments. Olve my good will to the supply houses they took some awful chances on me and are entitled to something. My equipment you' can give to the junk man he has had his eye on It tor several years. I would like six of my creditors to be pallbearersthey have carried me so long they might as well finish the job." Two sisters---apparently all in all to each other had lived together for many years. Then, when the one was ninety-eight and the other ninety six. the elder died. The relative who undertook the tark of breaking the painful news to the survivor feared the shock would be fatal to her. But the old lady bore up wonderfully. "Ah, well," she replied, "now I suppose I shall be ; able to have my tea made as I like it " ENJOY YOUR RADIO Guaranteed RADIO REPAIRS An Irish judge was just about to deliver his summing up ol the case when he noticed that there were only 11 men In the jury box. "Where is the twelfth jury man?" he asked Irritably. "That's all right, yer foreman aswered genially: "he was called away on business, but he's left, his verdict' with me." ' Wags "Sayt" More than one person lias been guilty of mutilating the books I lent them, but my latest experience caps the. climax." Wlggs: "What was it?" Wa.gg: "I lent Blank mv dic tionary last week and yester day he returned It without a " word." Recently a friend of the fam ily said to an old Boston miser. 'Pete, I hear your neDhew Is going to marry. On that occa sion you ought to do something to make him happy." ".You think so?" said the old man. "O.K." was the senerous rejoinder, "I'll pretend I'm dangerously ill." The witness was certainly no chicken an dthe young lawyer though it would be to his advantage to get her rattled. "And now, madam," he said. "I must ask you a personal question. "How old are you?" "Young man," she replied, "it isn't more than a hour since the judge objected to hearsay evidence. And I don't remember being born." Smith looked un from his paper and handed it to his wife. "Wrong sort of heading, that, isn't It?" he said, nointinc to the line: "Woman's Talk." "Why wrong?" Inquired Mrs. Smith "Well." he replied, "there Is only half a column beneath It!" It Is claimed by certain authorities, that dark -headed men marry first. It is suggested in other quarters that It Is the light-headed ones. A man was .boasting to a neighbor who lived in the same block of flats that he had kissed every weman In the building except one. The neighbor, .boiling with jealousy, went straight home mdt reported the story to his wife, saying with a suspicious fiance: "I wonder, Maggie, who the woman is that he hasn't kissed?". "Oh," was the reply, "I suppose It wi.il ibe that stuck-up Mrs. Macintosh on the third floor." ON ALL MAKES OF RADIOS Rupert Radio and Electric Phone 644 National Jayccc Week Jan. 15-22 A A Tattay CANADIENS AND BRUINS Second and Third Place Teams to Meet Tomorrow Night in Nationaf Hockey League MONTREAL, ;l Montreal Canadiens will catch up on one of two games In hand In the National Hockey League tomorrow night at Boston when thev meet the Bruins. Meantime the fast -moving young Tor on to .Maple Leal outfit is riding on ;top of the standing with a full four-game or eieht-point mar-am Wllirh wiH TT)P"in n 1n of & ..... ...v M U W V... catching up for the Canadiens. I Behind the. Canadlens in third place ride the Boston Bruins who ail tne experts thought first of the season were sure the league championship. Second .game scheduled for tomorrow night will see New York Rangers, who have been making a surprisingly stood .showlne of late, meeting the luckless cellar- dwelling Chicago Black Hawks. The league- standings to date-W D L F A Pts. Toronto .. . 25 . 5 9 129 91 ss Montreal .. 2Q Boston U New York' 14 Detroit 11 Chicago ... U 11 116 77 U 100 102 19 101 113 20 103 132 21 93 149 SHORT SPORT A Toronto Maple Leaf-Mon- trial Canadiens National Hockey League match was ordered post poned 11 years ago as a mark of respect to the. memory of King George V who. died January 20. The tribute was the first of Its kind in the N.H.L.'s 19-year existence. Thei Chicago - Maroon game at Montreal was also called off January 28-date of the King's funeral. United States amateur tennis received a blow 15 years ago today when Francis T.. Hunter followed Big Bill Tilden, his famous doubles partner, into professional ranks. They made their pro debut February 13 the same year at new i orK oeiore a crowd of 14,000. COYOTE DAYS NEARIN6 END EDMONTON, ff The last days of the coyote, may be numbered In Alberta with the announce ment toy the government here ot an all-out campaign against the animal. The province will hire SDecial coyote hunters, allow widespread snaring of the animals,, make a number of coyote-killing machines available to sheep ranchers. At a recent farmers' here a loud outcry was heard against the prairie wolves, one delegate saying they were so bold that they threatened the sheep-rabing industry in Alberta. BUILDERS We have the most complete stock SASH. WINDOWS AND FRAMES in Western Canada available for immediate delivery. Write for complete catalogue to RURAL SASH & FRAME CO. T.O. BOX 2373, North Vancouver. B.C. NOTICE The Dally News wishes to draw attention to the rule that classified and transient advertising is payable In advance at the office at time of presenting copy for advertising. Those desiring to advertise In this manner in the Dally News are askd to assist the office and respect this rule by refraining from telephoning classified in .Sports BASKETBALL SCHEDULE . .Tnnortf OS GnvsM. .... irtrvVi High .School, .Co-operative vs. Port Edward, Sweet Sixteen vs. People's Store, Watts & Nlcker-son vs. Gyro Club. BURY IS TOP KEGLER WITH ur 174 AVERAGE With an' average game score of 174 points, "Scoop" Bury i3 over 5,227 pins In the process In second place are R. Soarks on 27 names. In whirh Vi knocked over 4,532 pins. Here are th Individual over. Sparks R. (S) 33 Klnslor N. (B.A.) 27 McMeekln T. BA) 33 Arncy D. (Imp) ... 33 Gunderson (Imp) 27 Bailli3 B. (99) 9 Anderson G. (WN) 33 Morrison F. (99) .... 21 Currle J. (Imp) .... 33 Pierce E. (WN) .... 33 Simundson m! (S) 32 Dell V. (Imp) 21 Comadlna A. (99) .8 Comadina J. (BA 27 Comadlna S. (99) 6 Garner E. (WN) .. 30 Howe' G. (Imp) . 31 Ciecone J. (S 31 Dewar A. (WN) 33 SmiUv H. (S) 32 Stromdahl N. (99) a Domlnato O. (99) .. ll Win die B. (BAl 33 Murray D. (GM) . 18 Wicfc'B. (BA) 33 VuckovichB. (WN) 33 i li 1 i NEW CONSTRUCTION REPAIRS ALTERATIONS GREER & BRIDDEN Builders and Contractors PHONE RED 561 P 0. nox -2l II CLOTHIERS WIN FIRST HALF 10 PIN SCHEDULE The city 10-pin bowling league finished the first half of Its schedule at the .week-end with Watts and Nickerson up front by a single tame over Savoy in the 33-game series. In the latest session. tli Clothiers defeated General Motors twa to one to roll up a total of 23 victories and 1Q losses for the, first half of ttw season. School, Co-operative vs. Macey's, Crowdln? Watts, and Nickerson .it t i i . . . Canadian Legion vs. Gyro January 28 B.C. Packers vs. were Savoys, who reached thJ half-way mark in the schedule with 22 wins and 11 losses. In the week-end games. Ira. perlal Oil made a clean 3-0 sweep over 99 Taxi and B.A. SCHEDULE FOR LADIES "B" BOWLS January 23 Whirlwinds vs. Bankers. Dockettes vs. Revenu-ers, Watts & Nickerson vs. Peoples, W.P.T.B. vs. Atlin: Co- cp vs. Khatadas. .January 30 Dockettes vs. Peoples, Watts & Nickerson vs. B.inkprs' WPTT1 vc fn.nn- ' leading the individual scoring in Atlin vs. Khatadas; Whirlwinds Lire mens m-pin Downng league vs. Kevenuers. at the end of the first half of the" j schedule. Bury's 174 points are fTUCIMIIC CArt averaged from 30 games which OL!lUULl l"UK MIXED BOWLS 1 etZ KinSlr f Janua B Oil lZ" 22Lipsetts vs. Head- of 170. Spatks, who never missed ets; Thistles vs. Pirates; Reddy a game during the first half. ... .I ;.. ,; SSS' ffi i""! V vs. Atomics; Pushovers vs. k,j based of? .... . co-op. , ... - ... ucia overs vs. vs. runypuiuer, Klngpinners: ages for the first half of ih'. Li... .. r.i...... Bury S. (S) 30 5227 5024 January 29 Midgets vs. Co. op; McMeekins vs. Pirates; Push, Head- vs. Reddr Kilowatts: Lipsetts Atomics vs. Thistles. 170 : February 5 Atnmlrs vs M. 4582 170 Meekins; Headplnners vs. Klng-5374 163 Dinners: Reridv Kllnu;!if(s vs 4348 1445 5231 3340 5205 5195 5C20 3295 1256 4233 940 453T 4737 693 1(4906 , ?47CS 1332 1610 4763 2586 4692 4691 159 159 158 157 157 157 i5' 156 156 153 152 151 149 14a 14a 148 144 144 142 142 P.O. Box 274 Oil defeated Savoy 2-1. E. Pierce or Watts and Nlekerson 'Dowiea the. individual high score with 541 for the three games, averaging 180, whll M. Stmundson ot Savoy and N. Stromdaht of 99 Taxi tied for the highest single game score with 217 each. High aggregate score went to Imperial Oil with 2.479 for the three games. Savoy bowled the high est single team game wllh 838 m their first sratne agamst o-A. Oil. WATTS St NICKERSON Dewar 131 145 170 Pierce 198 181 158 Vuckovtch -160 163 143 Anderson 1G3 141 168 Garner 158 103 150 Handicap Totals' 313 744 4t 4! 853 GENERAL MOTORS Davis 11 122 J. Haugen , .. 118 153 Murray .164 145 Holkestad 150 125 R. Haugen 112 167 693 713 Handicap 75 75 Totals ..." 768 787 B. A. OIL Wick 132 153 .Klnslor 171 197 Windle - 139 129 Craadlna 148 140 jUcMeek'ln 180 153 770 V72 Handicap 33 33 Totals 803 805 SAVOY Sparks 200 155 Smith 140 161 Ciccone 160 125 Simundson 217 156 Bury 169. 182 Complete Automobile Repair Service East IJattery Charging Specialized Lubrication Collision Repairs and Refinishing RUPERT MOTORS LTD. Phone 5G6 JONES NEWS STAND Eastern and Western Papers Magazines SUBSCRIPTIONS TAKEN Sixth Street Red 808 PLAIN SEWING CinLDREN'S CLOTHES Phone Red 495 or call at 1805 Eighth Avenue East SMITH & ELKINS LTD. Plumbing and Heating Engineers Phone 174 Corner Second and Park Ave. Business and Prof essional J. P. MOLLER PHONE BLUE 155 124 4th Ave. East PAPER HANGING AND PAINTING HELEN'S BEAUTY SHOP Permanent Waving. Beauty Culture in all its branches. 206 4th Street : Phone 655 HANDYMAN HOME SERVICE GENERAL CONTRACTORS Building and Repairs of all kinds Roofs, Chimneys and Oil Burners PHONES: Green 486 Red 894 791 41 785 833 14(3 1'47 141 129 141 709 75 784 150 163 181 150 154 778 33 811 184 99 ICO. 128 158 Thistles; Pushovers vs. Midgets; 886 'TO T2 Rockets vs. Co-op; Pirates vs. Handicap J1 21 21 Lipsetts. Totals , 907 800 750 IMPERIAL OIL Haugen R. (GM) .. 37 3312 141 Dell 163 166 167 Houston R. (99) .... 15 2093 139 Howe 118 203 171 Kershaw J. (Imp) 11 1493 136 Currle , 180 '121 14J Davis J. (GM) 30 4010 134 Gunderson 147 189 180 Holkestad (GM) .. 21 2302 133 Arney 185 168 166 Haugen J. (GM) . 6 801 133 Arney T. (GM) .... 15 1989 132 793 853 833 Beaudry L. (99) . 17 2196 129 Handicap 16 "l6 16" O T Ave. I Totals 809 869 849 GEORGE L. RORIE Public Accountant, Auditor, etc. Income Tax Returns Compiled Besner Block - Phone 387 If its- a Rock Job-Call a Rock Man M. SAUNDERS 'Blue 666 Concrete Sidewalks,. Basements I don't take work I cannot do myself. JERRY VREBOSCH PAPERHANGING 1 and PAINTING PHONE 372 P. N. Kilborn W. Peterson BERT'S TRANSFER AND MESSENGER Lumber - Coal - Wood - Baggage Freight - Express Phone Blue 810 Night Calls Green 977 Prince Rupert PRINCE RUPERT FLORIST A. R. LOCK Wedding Bouquets Corsages Designs potted Plantt Bulbs Novelties MODERATE PRICES P' attention to mall orders. Box 516. Phone 777, 300 3rd Ave Smlng lie Fishing Industry WELLS (P.R.) LTD. 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