Better English iuu. r I?tintc Hupcrt DaUp JT3ctoJ Tuesday, November 2, 1948 lmgton of Vancouver. Lome Vanetta and Ted Smith. President George Dibb occupied the chair. 01 By D. C. WILLIAMS No Action Taken On Oleomargarine No action was taken at th recent annual convention of thi Canadian Chamber of Commerce at Vancouver on the subject of manufacture and sale of oleo was 'I an betJ ,M 1. What is wrong with this ters. In order to spur the men to greater efforts in the essential work, a prize was offered to the team finishing their task first. Consolation prizes were presented to the other teams. At the business session Wes Manning reported that gross receipts from the Shell-out campaign was approximately $390, and when expenses are taken care of the club should sentence "She went home to lcan port, TERRIFIC SPEED The forward speed of a tornado ranges from a few miles to nearly 150 miles an hour. KINSMEN BUSY ON LB. SEALS Members of the Kinsmen Club and their guests were figuratively up to their ears In T.B. Christmas seals, promotional letters and envelopes last night at the club's regular meeting held in the Commodore Cafe. Herb Young, chairman of the T.B. seals committee, and Ed. Garner, in charge of entertain margarine In Canada since thi matter was now before th courts, Dr. R. O. Large sUtcl at last night's meeting of the Prince Rupert Chamber of Commerce. Question on the subject was asked by Frank Skinner who referred to the increasing price and growing scarcity of butter. rest up. 2. What is the correct pro-nunciatlon of "fulcrum?" 3. Which one of these words is misspelled? Blasphemous, blameable, chargeable. 4. What does the word "discrepancy" mean? 5. What is a word beginning with co that means "to pardon; to forgive?" Answers FIVE REUNITED WESTBOURNE, Man.. Oi Five daughters of the late Mr. and Mrs. John Chantler, pioneer lesidents of Westbourne, were reunited for a short visit after a separation of W years. The sisters are all married and have been living In different Western Canada communities. normal) ""MO ' l.lrt " I show a net profit of about $100. j Following a discussion thej members voted In favor of; holding the Kinsmen's annual) Amateur Night during the last! week of November. Guests of the club at lastj night's meeting were Les Wll- ment, organized members and( guests in teams of fours and, handed each team equal amounts of addressed envelopes to stuff with seals and let 1. Omit up. 2. Pronounce Watch the Classing AO F l EM : . '. ROYAL EXILES ON SWISS FAIRWAY King Leopold of Bel gium and his consort. Princess de Rethy, pause smilingly for a ( photographer during a round of golf at a golf course in Sama- J den, Switzerland,. King Leopold is rumored to have made several : attempts to pave the way for his return to the Belgian throne, I but the Belgian parliament has so far barred all such efforts. j mm In JV Chuck! s miles n es J COLD WAR TO UIH TME PEACE Ail adult persons in the Stat fessions. One shy young under- ! ,, , if, Michigan would doubtless taker, fearing the derision of j have been profoundly disturbed the crowd when he told his ; uit they had read the headlines 'railing, answered smoothly, "I'm j a southern planter.' r-REASON FOR UEFB-i -i in the Lansing "Mate Journal" ...M the time the death penalty became part of the state law. . . It announced. "Senate Passes Death Penalty. Measure Provides for Electrocution of All Persons Over 17." YOU can join with EVERY other Canadian in helping Britain fight this enemy. UEFB offers you the best means of making your aid to Britain effective now. Old Lady (to librarian) "I'd like a nice book." Librarian: "Here's one about the cardinal." O.L. I'm not interested in religion." L. "But this is a bird." O.L. "I'm not Interested in Little five-year" old Jimmy ,7.",as' walking along the street his private life, either." 'vHh little Betty, four. As they lh Fund resulted from aa inttuiguion by groups inter-exed in Bcitish relief. Bf centriliziag buying and irani-portaiion, including dcliTcrr at destination, aubnanrial saringi could be effected. The scattered efforts of many could be channelled into aa efficient single stream of relief, without a loss of indiiiduality as to persons, groups or organizations. Actual savings of 24 to 30 in shipping and handling cost atone have been estimated meaning larger parcels of food for the same cost, the elimination of private competition for scarce items, more rapid and efficient oelirery. .awe about to cross the street. Jean: "I bet that man was embarrassed when you caught him looking through the tran-' Jimmy remembered his mother's teaching. "Let me hold your hand," he tiered, gallantly.- "Okay," replied Betty, "but want you to know you're play-.Vyj.with fire." I som. Jane: "Gosh, yes. I thought he'd never get over it." UEFB is a voluntary organization set up to collect, forward and distribute aid to the undernourished men, women and children of Britain. UEFB purchases supplies in bulk. The British Government supplies free transportation. And through the UEFB 'British Advisory Council you can be sure that your dollars will buy what The gallant people of Britain arc suffering today because they are determined to win the cold war. They are the only nation in Europe fighting with body and mind to vanquish the spectre that haunts the Old World. The people of Britain are not complaining. But their health is being weakened . . . their efficiency impaired ... by the tremendous restrictions they have imposed upon themselves. In their determination to win the cold war, they stand ju danger,, of being defeated by undernourish- ment. Undernourishment is the greatest danger of every person living in Britain today. Why? Because Britain imports four-fifths less goods than before the war, yet exports more than half as much again as in 1939. Hospital Visitor: "I just heard One wrong letter was. seem- lnose l nurses saying some lngly the cause of a most un- , inean things to you." , . u.ual charge being laid against! auent: Yen. tney ve naa me a RaleiKh. North Carolina. doJ- I 0,1 tne Pan ever since 've been MORE AID PER DOLLAR For example-, the cost of placing a ready packaged 10 lb, parcel in the hands of a recipient in Britain, exclusive of content purchase price, is approximately $2.50 at present, whereas through L'EFB concessions the comparable cost would be S7c to 79c. This economy does not include the Terr substantial saving which hulk purchasing effects. ice officer. The "News and Ob- j nere " ' .. wver" came out with the; startling announcement: Offi-i A 8rl and her aunt worked t-i '"e'er Convicted of Accepting I in an auto factory, a thug grab- Bride. I bed their salary envelopes one day. The girl found a cop and gasped: "I've been robbed of Wife to husband who had a is most needed for those who need, it the most. Although UEFB has no facilities at present to handle used clothing, arrangements arc being made to put these into operation early next year. "lew drinks too many: "No, lmv Pav and ray aunt's pay." "Cut the piglatin," snapped the officer, "and tell me what really happened." ran't forgive you, Archibald. If this' were the first time it would be different, but you came home .,!!, the same condition in November, 1918." OTHER ORGANIZATIONS Other organizations are not given this national service nor are they obtaining the very large concessions which the co-operating Governments have assured L'EFB. However, the Fund facilities are available to every group or organization at present extending aid so Britain. She: "How did you like the bridge party last night?" He: "It was fine until the cops looked under the bridge." flhe was only a trainman's I dauRhtcr-plain loco and no ? motive. ' ! ) Mother: "Now, Junior, be a good boy and say 'Ah-h-h so the doctor can get his finger out of your mouth." r6tate College alumni 'attending "a dinner in Raleigh," N.C.. were asked to name their pro- GOVERNMENT AID The Canadian Government is placing at the L'EFB disposal, as far as they can, warehouse and other facilities. The Government, the railways and several members of Provincial Transportation Associations are co-operating in giving L'EFB a preferential freight rate to Canadian ports. Says the British Ministry of Food: . . we are living on marginal nutritional standards, and there is came for anxiety lest this should be hating adverse effects on physique and ' health . . . Every thing you can send us is wanted and urgently wanted." YOU can't afford to let the British people down. If they go under YOU, and all of us, will feel the effects. We need a strong Britain to help fight the cold war. Give generously to UEFB TODAY. MONTREAL, 9 Juveniles serving sentences at the Mont St. Antoine reformatory will get a better chance to learn a trade and study special courses de- SFOR -'CHICKEN YOUR IN "(I THE ROUGH (j : signed to "rehabilitate delin A - TAIL KFn "Oil I quent teen-agers." The Quebec . , , CIVIC CENTRE .T DINING ROOM S i department ot youth and social . ; welfare has turned the refor- matory into a modern arts and. trade school. ' THIS AND THAT ' $Bnd y" h donation to your Provincial hoadquart. It it deductible from taxable income: Mote EEisiiKiv Fwj fh .imdmm Provincial Cnmmrttet Ovatrm U.-01. J. Locten Puwtu, Room 4 1 2, 266 St. James St. Montreal. Mrs. J. Hargreaves, Provincial Organizer, Vascana Hotel, Regis Mtjor David Mathicson, -i MXJL-Hearn Bldg.. 76 Great George St, Charlottetown. fxaHa John C Msi keen, Eso.. Province House, Hilirlxi Charles E. Rea, Esq., M.P.P. Room 404, 1 1 King Street T, Toronto. Hon. A.J. Hooke, 107th Sc and Jasper Are, Edmonton. SvtVMva a Ikafts D. A. Hansen, Esq, J09-7th Ave. Vest, Cajgarrt Hon. Dr. C H. Blakeny, Moncton. Mr. G. H. Aikins, K.C, D.S.O, Ftauonai Director (laairmaa pro tern 60S Paria Bldg, JTinaipegi Arthur Randies, Eso-CB ., M.S.M. F. C, Seet, Esq, Tii Howe .Street, VaacouvXi Hon. Mr. Justice P. H. Gordon. i Cm Contact your Provincial tommle lor lurxnc. -Gi.e your fulle support to N.it,o0!,r!?of Notcmher 14 to December ifto f. cash to aid British men, woen ol children. E ., MeM - '' 2 " bOl?tf TV C MM,W. Sir Ellsworth Flavelle, Be Lady Eaiooi SVvtak AeViMry C Princess Alice, Countess of Athkvoe, President, The Countess Mountbattea of Burma, Chairman. CtiiMt 7 Hiii Street, London Wl. f rva rtor frtf fiirftlPr flnOU A faHCIHS. I J9V4 Sparks Street. Ottawa. 1 1 King Street Test, Toronto. "Wow! What a kiss!"