the flcl Printd Rupert Daily News flaw As I See It or.s: Athabaskan Returns Home VICTORIA (CP) The sleek, proud Royal Canadian Navy destroyer Athabaskan. veteran i f Snturday, December 12, 1953 v! ten i i I wish to express my most sincere thanks nil thnQP whn ;i innnrtpri mo in (UA i to e f -3 by " J ! Elmore Ka tndrpeodnit dilr Bewsplprr devoted to the upbuilding of Prince Rupert and Northern and Central Brltlah Columbia. Member of Canadian Press Audit Bureau of Circulation! Canadian Daily Newspaper Association. Publlrtied by. The Prince Rupert Dally New. Limited. J. F. MAOOR. President H. O- PERRY, Vice-President " r " '"- election My hope is that , the record of civic adminis-1 (ration in the next two years will justify that confidence. GEORGE HILLS, Mayor-Elect. I three tours in Korean waters, , slid into her bert h at Esquimau Friday under Rrey skies pour-I Iiir icy rain. But thousands (if citizens. I togged in raincoats, shouted a , welcome from under a mush- Subscription Rates: By carrier Per week. 25c; per month, H 00; per year. 10.00. Bv mall Per month. 75c: per year, t8 00. The story so far: Steve and Nancy have written to Santa Clans suggesting they take his place at the North Pole to give him time for a nop before Christmas Eve. Authorized as second class mall by the Poat OIBce Department, Ottawa. CHAPTEB II over the Job of being Santa j room - - ; " Under Which Flag? Nancy, wake up!" Steve yell - i Clans to you two wo for for awhile awnne so nf the Discovery of Nonsense ed- 'Th"e8a.nla ClaouWd,!! can get a long rest be fore " " "cr(?w returtH,d Till' T T . 1 , , ... ! our winaow. ahq wiui mat. He matting i mp I Canadian shorP (or Chrlt- I love that man I lumuru uut ui uea unn n&xnpi ii eseiiia lu i liik uuva un-t i has fought the first over to whe.re Santa Claus wa airls. It was certainly nice of t n J TViova ntna n rl(iiuihlll , ;r. t ns I rip i j 1 1 i,1 1. of nonsense, declared G. K. Chesterton, DISCOVE'RY was the most notable discovery of the Victoria era. He came into Fleet Street at the end still standing, smiling. : vou to offer to help ! round in tne oatiie wnicn u-ill pnirafrp the new Par- urii " ...w.. - Athabaskan, loaded with Christmas packages like a Santa Claus sleigh, nosed into port. It was the first rain the 200 crew members had seen since leaving Japan Nov. 17. Steve opened the window just I Steve and Nancy didn't know about the same time Nancy sat what to say. They just stood i'P in bed, still not sure whu'. there and gasped. Finally Nancy was happening. ; said, "But we really didn't think "My goodness, Rteve," Sant-i 1 wed pet to be Santa Claus. We said. "I thought you were go- j were just wishing." He GnVE ME AH re vr" j f of that era and he continued the discovery well into jHamen(. on the perennia the twentieth century with his light verse and !question of the flag. of paradoxical prose. ... : Canada. Chesterton was referring to Lewis Carroll s j We nstened to a dozen Alice in Wonderland and Edward Lear's lirtlerfcks jjpeeches on the' question of the . 1 'laB- u' none oi them got as classic examples of Victorian nonsense t Isut j. iir VV. right down to bedrock on the S. Gilbert, in his Bab Ballads and his libretti to Canada Inglisfor Christmas Vl IIIC Will, UlriC all' " , , . ... w n..Uv ,, t night." With that he swung his to make people's wisb.es come ; leg up to the window sill to ! t" ue," Santa said. "So get your : climb into the room. clothes on and make your beds;, L.htnese otsii Steve and Nancy were so because we have a long trip amazed to see Santa Claus ai ; ahead of us." the window that neither one of 1 "But what about Mama and CHOP SUEY . . . ...CHQWMEIN Open 6 p.m. 3:30 a.m. .-lUlllvan s Operas, Was at once tne greatest jester ; contain the Union Jack in the;them thought t0 help h,m ov?1. naddy?" Steve asked as he put and nonsense writer of the nineteenth century. He V ua.uu uuiiici ui wui!the window sill. ' on his shoes. "We cant leave iU nt? . . . So there he stood with on? without telling them. Oh, I 1 chubby foot hoisted up to the they'd be awfully mad." i ALL THREE opposition parties i window. "Well, give me a hand, Certainly you must tell were having some fun with I he said. "Here, Nancy, you take them." Santa said. ' Nancy, be- poked fun at kings and queens, at peers and policemen, and made a laughingstock of political quacks and highbrow artists and poets who "walk down Piccadilly with a sunflower or a lily in your Hollywood Cafe For Outside Orders Phone 133 ' the Liberals because they knew i very well that what the Liber- t 4; l : als were saying in the speeches was not half so' Important as medieval hand." INOLI5 AUTOMATIC WASHI wHh Iim Sv. one hand, and Steve, you take (ore you get your nightgown 1 the other. 0ff, go tell your mother where "Now, all together, pull-l-l-i!" yuu are going." j ' Steve and Nancy were just : So Nancy went into Mama's little children, and both to- and Daddy's bedroom and said, gether they didn't weigh half -Mama, wake up." Her mother as much as Santa Claus. An-1 moved about a little and Nancy all the pulling and tugging in said, "Mother, Santa Claus is in the world wouldn't .lift that our room and wants to take us stocky old man into the room, to the North Pole." It didn't take long for them "What's the matter with to find that out. They couldn't 1 your' mother said. "Waking me budge Santa Claus an inch. up ln the middle 0r the night Finally Santa Claus put his to tell me silly dreams like that-leg down. "Guess I'm gettine Now you go back to your room too old for this sort of thing." and don't let me hear another he said. "Seems kind of silly to word out of you tonight." have to use magic just to get Nancy did as sne was toldi through a window, but I can't' tnd when sne gut back to m.r seem to manage it the ordinary lonm shp told Santa wnat had wiiai. nir L,iueiHis were irtiviiii; i l Gilbert, thou shouldst , li.i be t living at i. this. hour. insaid in those same speeches. .What a riot of wit and humor the author of Pina- J The resolution on the order fore and The Gondoliers could have with the non- jofommfttee'to sense in the world today. The composition and signs for a distinctive Canadian , ! national flag. It is safe to say proceedings of the United Nations make nonsense that 99 per cent perhaps 100 of the very name of that organization, with one of n0' SSu'oM its principal member nations waging a cold war in ! national flag for Canada. But Europe and hot wars in the Far East, while Vishin- Z XSfiZ skv uses the nlatform at Lake Success as a broad- i emment sidestepped the real Miuf phis th grcotvtt (mWmMii 358-50 f Mclvtlv fostwraf Ml aiftwnt4 i r 1- - A . wotbtog - - - KEEP YOUR CAR UP TO PAR Cold weather's no excuse for poor car performance! See us NOW for a general check-up and tunc up . . . INGUS AUTOMATIC DITII Hk rxlra rmrlrnt "Pvth-ruU" CirculaliHl ttiol '! QiQ.50 , Hw lwiftt, BnMtl drying knwnl question. It was on that question that the Liberal party split, behind the scenes, ln 1945 and Don't surprise your wife, ask her and we'll winterize your. ear too. You'll be pleased with our service. She'll say "Just what I've always wanted!" happened. "What do you know about i that?" Santa said, chuckling, ''i ! 1946. There Is no certainty thbt if the. committee were set up the same split might not occur i casting station for Communist propaganda. What could be more ludicrous than the presence in the United Nations' councils of delegates from a power that is openly in league with and supplying arms to a country that is at war with the United Nations? Being an astute lawyer, Vishinsky is well aware of A f H - i again. The sponsor of the flag is Mr. Bona Arsenault of way. "Well," he sighed, "if I gotta, j I gotta," and with that he put his index finger alongside l his nose and Whoo-oo-oops. there he was in . the room . standing beside Steve and Nancy. "Now close that window be-1 fore you cool off the whole house," Santa said. j He put his chubby arms , around the children, drew thein I close to him, and said, "Chil-! Bonaventure, Quebec. In his the ironv of the Situation, and his Satirical Squibs ! parliamentary speech he tried superior i pr rrTT- tToTI i :W Auto j J kSffl, ervi( iupert Radio ' & Electric 313 Third Avenue West Phone 64 puess there are some thinss that older people just don't f-eem to understand. I know-that your mother has told you never to get into cars with strange people, but first of all I'm not a strange man and second I haven't got a car, but a sleigh and eight reindeer. So I guess the won't object if you come with me for a little while. -. ' , . i to face to the question which ,, i , , , v v 1 v i up the western allies indicate that he at at is laughing iis in thg back of everyone's mind. He suggested that when us up his sleeve The peculiar feature of Victorian nonsense was jciaim the new distinctive Can adian flag the Union Jack tiren, I've got a big surprise t: "All ready, kids?" Santa said. hould be 'simultaneously legal moving over to the window. ized as the. Queen's , flag for Canada. . "Come on, then, let's go." In his speech he suggested that the Union Jack and the (Monday: Trip to the North Pole.) you." . "Golly, Santa," Bteve said, "what is the big surprise? A cowboy outfit, maybe?" "No. Something much better than that," Santa replied. ' Every year before I leave' on that long trip of mine Christmas Eve Jt seems like I haye to work so hard that I'm eil worn out before I start. Now, in that letter of yours was a wonderful Idea. Know what I'm going to do? I'm going to turn Fred E, Dowdie OPTOMETRIST New address: 303 3rd Ave. W. Phone Green 960 that the British were laughing at themselves, as revealed in the novels of Dickens and Thackeray, in the pages of Punch and in the stories of such writers as Jerome K. Jerome. During the same period Mark Twain and other humorists in the United States saved the American people from taking themselves too seriously. A revival of humor in the States is long overdue. The excesses of Mc-Carthyism are getting funnier and funnier, and that monstrous word, "un-American," is in danger of indictinriost, Americans and Canadians also of some sort .misdemeanor. 0 for the saving grace of a sense of humor! It might even save mankind from the terrible nonsense of the atom bomb. LEWIS MILLIGAN. new flag should fly .sideiby side, even from the same flagpole. But with all due respect to Mr. Arsenault's good intentions, most MPs know. that this is juit not a practical proposition. -Law or no law, large numbers of Canadians would continue to fly the Union Jack, whenever they felt like it. But law or no law, once a new Canadian flag were selected, it would be phy sically impossible to keep the Union Jack in a position of j theoretical equality. : I RARELY find myself In agree-1 ment with anything proposed ; by the Social Credit leaders. But I I wish to thank all those who supported me for Alderman. Whether you voted for me or not, you may consider me at your service at all times. PHIL LYONS REFLECTS Police Chief Reports ... j Hoy in the debate, so far, I thought i Mr. E. G. Hansell made the most helpful suggestion. That wa3 and REMINISCES for Parliament to screen all the i 170,875 MILES OF SERVICE thousands of suggested designs down to two or three and then iet the people pick their own Here and there are indications we dislike saying it but somehow that Second Avenue is moving there persists the feeling that tow ard the status of what the , jngs will pick up, providing a . i and ! flag. In 1948 the parliamentary FROM THE , icuuw uvea iuuk enuutm an , j - t-. ii founders of Prince Rupert ln- continues , V-nded tW fcfrvi thM"t'ii ft 41m f aljiii of time to become an avenue of ' JUST ONE i onimittee eliminated . all :f but two .possibilities. j jv.W :.-' One was an improvement on the present Canadian red ensign by substituting for the mix- EXlde Ultra SfciryBatteVy some consequence. The first 30 years have been the hardest, and The B.C. Medical Association-is authority for the statement that iust one-male in a hund ed-up coat-of-arms one large jl would like, to , thank sincerely the electors for their support during the past two years. To our new Mayor and Councillors .... I would like tcj congratulate them, and wish them every success during their term of office. red at. BS Ik financially inrienen' "scarlet and gold" maple , leaf dent. The other 99 are depen- j Thc otner was a diagonal blue dent wnniw nr in nart nn nrivft. I and white or red and white flag, I witn a ,lar?e reen maple leaf. or public charity. Nevertheless HERE IS THE ACTUAL REPORT: "It hat letted five timet at long at any previout battery out lotted the service life of two cart and run 34,875 milet in the third hat never been recharged. Our patrol tars work 24 hourt a day and have such extra electrical equipment at tiront, flashing lightt and two-way radio." Frank R Whitten, Chief South Portland (Maine) Po'ice Dept. quelle lit vile i:ciilic. The committee itself voted about two to one in favor of there should be millions who at 65 are able to perform all kinds of useful work, if not find time j WaJorJS. WliaL in which to clean up a tidy j stake. vuv.n. uuii vnc lit ikviivaiiauiaii members of Parliament clrcu lated a petition against any new flag which did contain the Yes, when you install an Cxkle Ultra Start battery, you can be sure you won't have to buy another b,ittery for a long, long time. Think what this means to vou, to any car owner, specially doctors, salesmen or taxicab operators . . . those who must have a battery that is thoroughly dependable and longer-lasting. :- . Ask your Exide dealer to give you a free battery test today and to tell you more about the many anwing new features of the rugged Fxidc Ultra Start ... the batlery that's built to last longer. Union Jack. Oakalla will miss what it's been enjoying so long. The change of location, while not actually so far away, nevertheless means a hefty change from the standpoint of business. Groundwood pulp is the chief raw material of newsprint paper. I EXTRA 1 ''tl in May I express my warmest thanks and ' appreciation to all those who gave their support to my election. NORMAN (BUSTER) BELLIS, Aldermah-Elect. When It's An You S7?7r - '-', , - ' ; -,.,i IT I SPECIAL I I FOR XMAS I I SUNBEAM M 1 SHAVE- iff g MASTER fej 1 28 5 PWt. ONE 1 LIMlTtO EXIDE BATTERIES OF CANADA IIJA post DY f A to fad h v J 1 Greeting I ' ,1 Qfrnfami I Cards Unsealed ftnRs A " 2 1 Ml J rittn messaes V CANADA POST OFFICE I, Mow kKCli,O.C,Mf hucjj A fOn II OtMl ANT CM't 4 V"" Montraal latent THANKS Distributed Ey: I mi: 1 PCTRIC CO. prince txrmjX COW BAY My warmest appreciation is extended to all those who supported me at the polls on December 10. ART'S GARAGl Hazel"" GET Til EM AT: DAN'S SERVICE ST'N. MeKride St., Prince Rupert JOHN'S GARAGE Terrace RUPERT MOTORS LTD. 2nd Ave. W., Prinee Rupert SERVICE CABS 3rd Ave. & 7th St. Prince Rpl. STEWART'S GARJ Sniltneii' if 1