riilay
February
a,
ivfJ
THE
DiftfcY
NEWS
PAGE
FIVB
HUMORS
OF
A
TRIP
ANNETTE'S
NEW
ON
RIVER
THAMES
0
agar
and
Spice
HATS
&
DRESSES
S
srtv
Atri1,..
V.y
Kid
WcM),
Formerly
V
of
Prince
Ilupert
!
HAVE
ARRIVED
In
L'U'
ur
oWhufro;rd
allowed
to
thk
our
lives::
on
the
VVU,
vw.-
m
-
from
London
oifc.il
HinoKe.
wear
us-
u
i
"
"
"
-
i:
r
1
.
I'
...MiilimDa
n-oftv
Wflroi
urn
a
rotten
scou-
m
need
10
burtef
with
l.r
hire
of
a
craft,
it
ad!
ihat
the
craft
in
a
ii
'i
a
bmtre,
as
at
the
mooring
rope
t
ut
Would,
now
and
ajrain
in.
we'n
'Ihe
floor
boanis
:
tack
toward
the
bi'jrp.
ihv
wi'M
ln'.'klmir
alxtut
,
.
M.uv
an
ou.aw:j(ftii
;j
which
fell
in
;.
...ji
his
ncruwny
nfffc.
o
wiii
''
an
odd
tmir
of
nants.
-?
,f
whiuh
wa.x
the
color
.of
Pi"".
NOTE
Eagle
Brand
erf
ami
,i
ana
lugara
dtllclousiy
at
half
the
uaual
coat.
raging
River
Thamea
in
a'
craft
named
"Miss
Thirteen,"
for
thn
"price
of
50
cents
(two
bob)
an
hour,
plus,
of
course,
a
couplp
of
oars.
Snobby
borrowed
the
"twn
rh::m
n
was
a
noi
aiiernoon
uotr
off
me,
handed
it
to
Captain
la:.
'uua.
aim
un
i"c
uiiniviUK
..
i-.e
gentleman
above-
ruo.Hj
were
cloud,
it
be-
mentioned,
pave
me
the
two
oars.
:
M.itcu
:iiiii.eii
cununrmn
v
nr
ino
it.
1!
.'"i;l
Wf,,trI0Jl'BK
a'0"
ek
with,
tie
feet
stuck
over
tho
rtum.-s-aidfy!
tijjtichntond
rifles,
and
wwere
off
to
Joatvtfce
Now
and'-agafn
we
wo,uld
"cr
throng."
I
should
really
tnll
oi
our
nippers
wuo
me
yo
that
Snobby
knows
less
than
I
oi
the
river
and
hold
the
,io
about
water,
:n
fuct,
he
really
u
moisture
to
our
lips,
in
(fai
dislike
it.
He
to'd
me
once
,
c
To
t
to
keep
the
sparks
we
that
he
!en
made
his
tea
with
i
xh
.ling
from
setting
fire
vo
poup
and
that
the
only
real
ue
it
(.
ountryside.
Snobby
eventu-
had
was
fo
putting
out
fires
As
.
aid:
"Owabart
a
bit
of
boat-
for
being
at
all
nautical
well
.
Md?
You
are
hexperienced
that's
quite
out
of
the
question'
.a,.;..
ring,
ain't
you!"
The
yea
He
thnki
the
word
"compass"
,
,,.
d
to
me,
as
the
river
wan
means
the
name
rtf
a
Hi-lnM
,
J
with
p
ettj
damsels
and
houBO,
and
(he
norl
side
of
a
shin
(
mk
looking
gentlemen
in
!
Hra
;
the
side
you
dso't
Ht
if
tur
s
-at
le.t,
one
had
a
you
misa
H.
,
y?pM
.mm
on
nu
iwu.
Ktalsfiiircn?ml
it
i-lu
und
hnva
wort
in
t..a
v
.!..
"
TUB
BORDEN
CO.
LIMITED
VANCOUVER
Swui
an
FRES
RtoJp
Book
Kurt...
shoufe
ouf?dr
ft
Ij-uJijur
shaped
.fcoaU
f
.the
wharf
tfetM
al
oh
envlemeh
af6fv
v.
,
n
nice
R
to
to
c
c
u
m
a
a
ionjr
lonir
story
siory
-
AMH.
snon.
h.r,!.t
i..Lt.
ilr.
irs.,
,
c.
Wc,
.
..-
.
......
'""""h
wi-wwHicn
anoDE
,
r.
,ie.l
U.
a
l0aw-.n
H.W
f(
w-ttMyteK
.W
r
uj'd
.Miob-oy,
being
bom
mmrntr
.
....
,
...
Vrk."
which
I
thought
was
M.hr
t'oed
bnt
I
didn't
say
so,
,he
dilapidated
boat-
...
.
ho
.7
v
tt.v
-
hn'H
illnirutt
t
won
n'mnKH?y.
Well,
with
a
few
deft
s.mething
betwe-o
""Jax
7
m
l"e
"
tdJe
of
,u
the
.
t
I
i
,
and
i
.
i4
It
stream.
atrppnse
it
Is
really
a
rir
but
at
the
r'nt
I'm
telllne
of
It's
about
as
wM
tn
Cow
Day
Creek
when
the
tide's
up.
We
had
pot
nice'
ln
the
ftir
.in
hriiiiM
an
II
t
centre
when
a
younsc
lady
In
a
kn
ttMny.
tyvs.
from
ad-
-
.
.
.
of
the.
boat,
lie
bokinjf
man.
'r
liMyapthiiiif
in
hujjrht,
ii
;nt
iut.
anuiiwriaiea
n
mnt
la
f.
flat
knttnnu1
t
orothlne
MV
a
washing
honH
onH
von
ntiab
It
ibiriffiwlth
a
of
tVtrranh
ptid&j
Witofl
ort
H
a
vrr
.annovlnif
tr
of
(vnW)
."HiJ
yofrhaps.
kh
way
ARB
you
fcolnjr!"
not'e
tH
mph4ls
on
the
woH
It.
Snobby
w-s
rlaht
there
with
te
reply
'"ning
off.
vou're
tm
iii
the
wrone
k
baby,
while
the
otr'
v.ii.
i
nai
to
laugh
t..Tro
many
patches
It
"t
tt
im?
mvself.
and
I'm
not
vi.
i;
dtesy
to
look
upon
It.
and-much
of
a
guy
to
laugh
when
.;u
TfWit
elegant
way
of
there's
dirty
work
afoot.
At
that
.ii
particulu
piece
of
""w.nt
w
nearly
met
with
dire
.'lout,
rtarebp
giving
u
"s"tr
I
was
t-vin
hard
to
.
(
il.
t
to
the
color
schonw.
www
"M'm
Th'Heen."
who
i-.st,
which
had
been
manly
had
jtttrU
dv.H
n
dacided
a
i
itf'j
of
the
game,
wafa
t-baW,
fn-
In
the
ex-
vt
red
with
an
old
sports
f
trvln
to
'
find
an
'it
buttons
on
which
had
'oren'ntr
'or
ourselves
In
the
rtiyri'
buttonhooks
than
irnr
nf
Vmtn
w
hd
quite
ail.
Well,
now
you
know
rvfiooVwl
thst
ft
that
the
I'm
referring
to,
don't
you!
xvtrsnout
mertioned.
hsd
been
i
illy
Snobby
closed
tie
working
over-time
and
that
the
v
;h,.
iiuft.
We
were
to
bo
bottom
of
the
boat
was
awash
Tl
uddin6
Here's
a
Tastier
Recipe
l
cup
toiled
rice
1
teaspoon
vanilla
H
cup
Eagle
Brand
1
egg
Condensed
Milk
$
cup
water
J
teaspoon
nutmeg
Mix
Eagle
Brand
and
water
together
thoroughly.
Beat
egg
and
blend
with
the
milk
andvanllJa.
Add
this
mixture
to
the
rice
(boiled)
and
mix
well.
Pour
Into
buttered
pan
and
sprinkle
top
with
the
nutmeg.
Place
pan
In
a
dish
of
water
(as
for
a
custard)
and
bake
In
a
slow
oven
until
a
golden
brown.
Serve
hot
or
coW.x
A,..
m
1
rm
!
Ml
IT
'
''
nn
f
i.-
Magic
Snobby's
craft
In
his
atom
an
made
no
bones
about
showing
his
j
disgust.
With
wings
spread
oui
like
a
battle
plane
he
flew
at
poor
old
Snobby,
who
by
this
time,
fortunately,
had
got
hold
of
an
oar,
and
with
this
ho
gently
poked
the
old
bird
in
the
chest,
and
at
that
hu
swam
off
I
mean
the
swan.
I
The
Island
1
had
landed
on
wan
about
twenty
yards
in
circumference
and
smothered
In
courting-couples,
who
had
lugged
their
canoes
up
on
the
bank.
I
hadn't
noticed
this
fact
about
the
court-ing-couples
until
I
henrd
roars
f
shrill
girlish
laughter
behind
me.
nnd
then
the
realization
that
perhaps
I
was
trespassing
irt
Ar
cadla
hit
me
like
a
soggy
doughnut.
Well,
I
was
there
and
Snob-
talented
author
(name
unknown)
of
the
THE
old
nursery
rhyme
from
which
we
have
borrowed
these
pregnant
words,
evidently
knew
something
about
tickling
fickle-
appetites.
It
may
be
that
he
(or,
more
likely,
she)
had
spice
cakes
in
mind
at
the
time.
By
the-
way,
all
ye
mothers
of
-growing
children,
a
tew
spice
cakes
in
the
luncheon,
Mags
will
be
appreciated
by
your
ydng
people.
Here
s
a
recipe
for
you:
;1
cup
butter
j;i
j.
2i
teaspoons
Magic
Baking
Powder-1
cup
brown
sugar.
vl,
teaspoon
j
each
of
extract
of
nut-,
1
pint
floujy.H
wuto
f
meg(
dnnarnon
and
ginger
,
n
1
teaspoon
each
of
1
cup
milk
'
caraWayancLcoriander
seeds
Sift
flour,
sugar
and
baking
powder
together,
rub
in
the
butter
and
add
milk,
seeds
and
extracts.
Mix
into,
smooth
batter;
bake
in
patty
tins
for
10
or
12
minutes.
"Sake,
yoaioum
ufttk
ir
11
v
with
both
hands
to
do
the
kin-.i
going
n
poor
Snobby
was
'tryimr:
pers
bidding.
After
a
few
min-
hard
.
to
get
in
to
port,
w
to
utes
of
hard
bailing
-the
craft
(speak;
much
to
the
amusement
of
.ighted
herself
and
J
pulled
for
.n.-
lee-siae
ot
a
small
island
a
xfw
yards
ahead
of
us,
and
only
about
fifty
yards
from
our
star
ing
point
What
nettled
me
was
to
see
Capt.
Kettle
pointing
usLaround
In
circles.
The
situation
I
i
l
.
out
.
.
.
.
to
someone
at
his
ut-
side,
and
.1
they
were
sure
enjoying
our
Well,
by
dint
of
hard
pulling,
those
i
asliOTev
he!
would
frfst,
stoop
to
'baft
out
'MWs
Ttiirteen
iwith
Ms
shoes
and
tten
'
trj
to
get
a
little
f&rward
Vr
ith
one
oar.
which
of
course,
was
taking
him
was
looking
'
eesperare
wrten
a
little
out-board
motor
came
along
and
I
shouted
to
Snobby
to
"stop
that
boat,"
which
he
did
very
we
did
get
to
the
shore
of
tne
isl-
successfully,
for
in
his
eagerness
and
and
as
we
backed
up
against
to
get
to
the
island
he
dciibei-
the
dirt
I
told
Snobby
to
"lay
ately
pulled
his
craft
right
umier
hold
of
the
land,"
but
fool-like
the
bows
of
the
motor
boat.whu
h
he
said
"I
can't
hear
any
band.",hit
Mlss-Thlrteen
on
her
birthday
He
does
get
a
bit
deaf
on
a
Sun-!
mark
and
away
went
her
skipper
day,
I've
noticed
it
before.
Then
and
crew
into
the
water.
How-I
had
to
reverse
"engines"
andlpver,
the
young
fellow
in
the
come
n
bow
on,
which
I
did
sue-motor
bout.
-proved
n
flfOod
sport,
cessfully.
and
meant
to
jump
on
lancT'ftnHifer
Bsobby
wt'
nf
the
to
the
land
and
pull
her
'side
on.
Hpwever,
In
making
the
jump,
I
inadvertantly
stumbleU,
and
In
so
doing,
landed
myself
alright
but
pujhed
the
boat
out
again3.
gnphby
in
Distress,
That
put
thp
tin
hat
on
the
sausage.
Poor
old
Snobby
was
sailing
gaily
out
again
with
no
skipper
and
only
himself
as
crew,
and
it
was
getting
windy.
I
shouted
"Get
hold
of
the
oars,
boy.
and
do
as
I
did."
"Yts,"
he
shouted
back
to
me,
"Do.
as
you
did,
and
look
what
you've
done
for
mc."
Just
then
ho
quietly
collided
with
a
had
tempered
svan,
plenty
of
which
birds
float
on
this
particular
river.
A
swan
is
a
Hort
of
Inflated
duck
with
a
long
neck
like
a
giraffe.
The
swan
resented
this
intrusion
1
witerJfie-
cau&ht'
hold-
bf
the
if-
linqfaht
jsrtift'tuid
brought
them
both
K
I
the
island,
much
to
the
rne-r(mf.t
of
the
onlookers
with
t;:e
excepwo-n
W
ifr
troiy
.
Tne"flrst
thing
Snobby
asfced
whe'h
came
ashore
was
"What
time
Is
itV'
Implying
Uiatlt
was
surel
tin
Miw
ThlvtMn
was
put
to
bed.
It
was
just
ton
minutes
to
the
hour
so
we
madly
mads
our
craft;
H
WW
tP
UJFM
if7lrlrr
Im
V
.
0
U
with
slimy
water.
I
yejled
to
by,
wasn't
here,
so
what
was
to
Snobby
to
"bail
out,"
,
who
taking
,
be
dope
about
it?
off
his
low
shoes,
commenced-
While
all
'thvs
thoughts'
weTe
nrteconomtP
1
1
ilii
j
TO
LEAD
BIG
PARADE
Major-C.enuia!
('.
P.
Summerall,
'fit
for
sea
again'
and
without
chief
of
the
stfifl
01
me
uniuwi
further
mishap
we
boachad
her
1
States
Army,
who
will
be
grand
at
Capt.
Kettle's
ri'ht
to
the
minute.
The
rent
of
the
day
we
spent
in
the
woods
drying
out
Snobby.
marshal
of
tho
parade
incident
to
the
inauguration
on
March
4
of
!t
rresident-elect
Herbert
C.
Iloivcr.
SON
(who
Is
at
his
father's
sibool:
"Were
you
at
the
bottom
of
your
form
at
St.
James
"
i
v,
!ii;j;;
"Certainly
not!"
CON:
"Wetl.
th.-
desks
uie
yciwt
down,
and
your
name's
curved
on
the
one
I'm
at"
-Passing
Show.
Shipment
of
the
New
Season's
Models
in
Dresses
and
Milli-
nery
From
Fashion
Centres
Madame
Annette,
of
the
An
nette
Ladies'
Ready-to-Wear,
!
Limited,
has
just
got
back
to
the
city
.after
an
extensive
visit
to
the
eastern
centres.
Her
purchases
of
new
season's
goods
are
just
being
unpacked
and
consist
of
the
loveliest
creations,
right
up
to
the
minute
in
style
and
of
all.
!
the
newest
materials
and
shades.
I
There
is
a
wonderful
atrayof'
jdresss,
particularly
of
flat
crepes
.and
georgettes,
and
as
Madame.
I
Annette
is
a
good
buyer,
the
prices
jo
e
very
moderate.
Dresses
range
from
$8.75
up
and
hats
from
$4.76,
and,
mind
you,
these
are
all
new
just
unpacked
fresh
:
materials
and
straight
from
the
.makers.
1
,
j
Madame
Annette
does
not
car.y.
a
".tremendous"
stock,
but
she
does
'rry'a
choice:
one
every,
model
i
)
Wleeted
:by
hereelf
and
-having
been
buying
ladies
'
hats
.
and
dresses
for
years
and
years,
she
niwois
.
no'
mistake
In
her
selec-
Ladles
of
the
city
are
invited
to
icw'ty.ie&e
newt
arrivals
at
their
own-convenience.
The
address
is
6:3
Th
Jd
Avenue,
over
P.
Burns
old
store.
Advt.
LOUD
IIEWARTS
STORV
The
Lord
Chief
Justice-
told
-
the
following
at
a
London
con-j
cert:
1
There
is
a
stom
of
a
Home.
Secretary
not
the
present
one
I
who
spent
a
week-end
with
a
friend
of
his,
the
governor
of
a
convict
prison.
He
was
invited
1
to
addrcss-what
shall
I
say?
!
the
.
rs:dnU
oa
the
Sunday;
evening,
and
he
was
not
quite'
spre
how
to
begirt
Eventually
he
commenced:
"Fellow-convicts
-"
Somehow
that
did
not
seem
o
him
to
be
correct,
so
he
tried
again
and
said:
"Fellow-citizens
"
That
again
did
not
appeal
td
his
legal
mind
as
being
cor
rect,
so
in
his
despair
he
said:
"Well,
at
any
rate,
I
am
delighted
to
see
so
many
here
tonight"
Yorkshire
Post.
C.P.R.
steamer
Princess
Royal,
t
iipt.
Thomas
Cliff,
arrived
in
port
at
3
o'clock
this
afternoon
from
the
south
and
will
sail
at
10
j'.tr,.
on
her
return
to
vcr
and
waypoints.
r"T7T"
tt
c
tl
w
b
ft
a
Bra
au
deuce.
Bugle
blew
the
'dreii
for
dinner
ten
minute
go
but1
neither
pUyer
will
quit.
t
A
finer
to
Jlm'i
backhand
...
Jim
can't
recover.
Vantage
in.
A
(pinning
terve
...
Jim
wins
I
1'
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1
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